Today, in an effort to try and get fit, I was doing yoga on my carpet when my foot slipped. It went under my radiator, which peeled the skin off my heel like peeling a potato. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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cuz803 46
Awww I'm so sorry OP. I hope your wounds heal soon, and you can get in shape :)
socialproduct 19
Upwards of 20lbs, btw.
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Comments (70)
Tripartita 45
This marks the historical occasion a writer for Hannibal got an FML published.
hellnosucka 27
heel skin truffle. yum...
FMLUser404 4
totally your fault op. Karma for doing yoga (people who dont get a joke will downvote this)
manpaws123 6
you have made me uncomfortable thank you
cuz803 46
FML probably isn't the place for you then
gonnakms 10
Or OP can use a yoga mat for extra grip
snazz23 20
That's what they make yoga mats for, so you don't slip and peel skin off of places where skin should be! sorry op! hope you heel soon!
potatocouch 16
Well I hope it heels fast :)
Egtat216 13
Same thing happens with me and my kitchen door. Couldn't walk for a week
vandj8 9
I had that happen to me once (the heel peeling, not the radiator) and it is not pleasant.
A_Troll_Account 3
To this day I still don't understand why people deserve stuff like this to happen or why others think they do
notafoot 8
Wooooow, I think everything that could possibly clench just went and clamped right the **** down. **** your life, mate!