Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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james98e 15
Are you a movie star?
ohhhhhjenni 16
I think I saw you!
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Comments (51)
james98e 15
Are you a movie star?
razoray9 22
She is now
sayyestothedress 24
I bet if we research "weird girl that falls asleep on the bus and then wakes herself up by making weird noises" I think we will see OP
joe3_fml 15
How do people sleep on a bus. Lol
Exhayle 20
Atleast you don't know those people, it's not a big deal.
ohhhhhjenni 16
I think I saw you!
brivielle 15
Yea. Add salt to injury. Sorry i laughed OP.
lishabear 21
I think you are confusing "adding insult to injury" with "adding salt to the wound" :)
brivielle 15
Noted autocorrect. Thanks.
niftyismybitch 21
Been there done that !!
Gittoh 21
yup, me too :( and I missed my stop !
vipirius 18
I didn't miss my stop but a random stranger had to tap my shoulder and wake me up which was very awkward :/
Just_A_Tree 20
Would you rather be woken up some other way? It's the city bus... There are a lot of ways to wake someone up. °__°
tinyrosie 21
if that's the worst thing in your life rn, you have a great life :)
devildog562 33
If she drools on you, you win !
coming back in the future 30
You read it wrong.
Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
Was that loud noise a fart?
pyrogypsy 9
lmao no
sunnyray812 42
I wish I had THAT happen to me rather than having a bad case of the ***** and clogging a toilet on a public AM TRAC train....I'd gladly trade places with you.
junkman6 22
Hey at least you know you're probably on social media drooling on the bus! Wait that's not a good thing is it?
pyrogypsy 9
luckily I didn't drool