Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
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suaveneanderthal 0
Hahaha, well look at it this way, you won't have any long days of working on your feet anymore! in fact, i'd say you have the best foot spa in the whole world. It solved your problem for weeks, not just one night!
AvengingAngelx 20
She was talking about having sore feet after being at work and having to walk/stand around all day. And seeing as she is a female, she was most likely wearing high heels. Get that through your thick skull.
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haleyyy12 0
You should have started explaining yours. Pretty nasty though.
onthetoilet 3
Too bad it didn't happen at work, there goes your workers comp.
tuplukka 0
hahahhaa sorry but I can't stop laughing!
goldfalsebond 0
I was about to flip a shit before I saw that it said that you broke your toes. That just sucks only because of the irony. Funny though
defiantawakening 0
You probably shouldn't have 'pulled' something that could fall, but grabbed it. YDI.
suaveneanderthal 0
Hahaha, well look at it this way, you won't have any long days of working on your feet anymore! in fact, i'd say you have the best foot spa in the whole world. It solved your problem for weeks, not just one night!
Rakayum 0
well thats what you get for caring so much about your toes. toes are stupid. forget about them. if i see a girl with painted up toes im not like "oh my god i jizzed in my pants because of those hot toes!" im like "nice toes wanna ****?" OR "nice toes i dont give a ****" sheesh!
lolfood 24
Some people have foot fetishes
AvengingAngelx 20
She was talking about having sore feet after being at work and having to walk/stand around all day. And seeing as she is a female, she was most likely wearing high heels. Get that through your thick skull.
jen_kay 0
OUCH! Well when you look at the bright side, your not going to be standing so much anymore... at least until they heal up. Hope your feeling better soon!
Ilikepie82479 20
*you're
MmmHotWaffles 0
...bet the broken toes took your mind off of your aching heels..
WhyMe1_2_3 0
I smell irony...
malcolm1919 0
feet will be the second most disgusting part of the body from now until eternity no matter what you do to them, so maybe you should just wear comfortable shoes instead of wating money on an expensive machine.