Miscellaneous: Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy... - FML

By smh - 13/05/2012 22:30 - United States - Sacramento

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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lylotrezor 20

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

forever12 8

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

Everyone's used to that sight.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 14 May 2012 10:03

Never heard of you

sixwaystilsunday 12

Monday 14 May 2012 10:05

Absolute legend :D

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 14 May 2012 10:17

A lot of weird things happen here.

nklishko28 1

Monday 14 May 2012 10:25

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg no way I think I saw yo ass!!!!!

greenmen 12

Monday 14 May 2012 10:40

Oh! You were the one with a tiny winy thingy

laevatin 2

Monday 14 May 2012 11:31

That depends on what made you the crazy,drunk and naked part...

chels1994 11

Monday 14 May 2012 11:48

Can't control yourself when you drink alchohol very well, can you?

1awliet 8

Monday 14 May 2012 12:37

Did you wave back?

1awliet 8

Monday 14 May 2012 12:41

nvm didn't read fml properly :/

TJD28 3

Monday 14 May 2012 13:03

relax california is a pretty big state im sure not all of cali has seen you drunk naked and wavig in front of mcdonalds

perdix 29

Monday 14 May 2012 13:11

I saw you! I just thought you were the Cali version of Ronald McDonald pumping the McNuggets.

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