Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Honestly YDI. Who the hell goes driving and thinks that maybe not having a pair of pants could be a bad idea? Also, do you not realize that those McDonald's people don't want to see your Barney the dinosaur boxers? No wonder they want $15/hr. They'll need it to get psychiatric help.
Soninuva 41
Not a great idea anyway, because unless you're in a big up truck, the drive through worker would be able to see.
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atradr 8
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How embarassing. Not about your clothing situation, but the fact you're in a McDonald's drive-thru.
FrozenMusic 26
Did someone steal your Big Mac
Soninuva 41
Not a great idea anyway, because unless you're in a big up truck, the drive through worker would be able to see.
Tarlachia 33
Honestly YDI. Who the hell goes driving and thinks that maybe not having a pair of pants could be a bad idea? Also, do you not realize that those McDonald's people don't want to see your Barney the dinosaur boxers? No wonder they want $15/hr. They'll need it to get psychiatric help.
Lalala579121 28
I don't exactly think that drive-thru people are going to be looking into your car and looking at what kind of pants you're wearing. But still is it really that difficult to put on some pants?
mariri9206 32
While I agree with the YDI - because you should, at least, put on pants, even pajama pants would do - I can tell you, as someone who works at a drive thru (for a different corporation), you're not really looking at their pants - you're looking at their face while also taking the next persons order while payment is processing or counting out their change and getting straws and napkins and the similar last minute things ready with/for their order. Bonus info: if the car is a giant SUV or truck, you can't see their waist.
faeryofshalott 25
But if the car is lower to the ground than the drive-they window you can't help but see what they're wearing when you pass stuff out. Regardless of if you want to.
codyolimason 12
Also the guy lives in Australia as far as I know it's the employees in America who want 15 dollars an hour which by the way is allot closer to a living wage (you know the wage where you're above poverty(my understanding of it)) then what they get now
mariri9206 32
Again, 16, we're not even focusing on your bottoms or even your clothes, in general. We're focused on other things such as payment, change, getting your order ready, taking the next person's order. Even when it's not busy, the last thing I'm thinking about or looking at are your clothes.
Frid_Kun 7
Technically, $11 per hour (I've seen this on McD hiring ad) is just above poverty line. But, you know, better to have more than less.
Lalala579121 28
Unless you were driving with your eyes closed (which I really hope you weren't), you'd be seeing people regardless of the state of your pants. The bigger issue here is people seeing you. I think it's time to take a look at yourself in the mirror if you're too lazy to take a minute to put on some pants any time you'd be going outside.
species4872 20
You do realize that here in Oz most of us drive around like that.
sarcasmwins 24
I live in Oz and I'd never drive around with no pants.
Lalala579121 28
Who even drives in Oz? I travel by flying monkey.
species4872 20
You guy's be surprised by how many people drive around in their pajamas, underwear, naked, gorilla suits etc.
LethalSeamonkey 15
...So what did you order?
kristinjeaneen 21
How hard is it to throw on a pair of sweatpants at least? YDI
worldclassrager 41
People need to get an award for putting pants on...but hey if you got a nice body people would say I'm lovin' it!
DarianM 18
I feel for you OP, it's mid spring and it's already getting warm, or though maybe next time find a comfy pair of shorts to throw on haha