Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.
smokeymcpottt 3
Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.
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Comments (104)
Sholloway 0
ouch! :p
SmallTownCutie 0
Maybe they're just uptight bitches? Or you really do look like a man, in which case, shave your face, and put on some lipstick.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lose the dress. find some briefs
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yeah, same happens to me whenever I wear a dress, probably why I never do. Thankfully I do in fact have a penis, so it wouldn't bother me. And I agree with 13, if you look like a dude and don't like it, shave your chin, hide your balls, grow your hair out, grow some *******(: endless possibilities, although they may just think you're a tranny in the end! :P It's worth a shot!
moosemonkey1000 6
HEEE.... HEEEE..... Look-a like-a man
cwhitney11 4
You, my friend, win with a rucka quote.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
raaachel12345 0
I love Rucka Rucka Ali!! :D
Sholloway 0
I posted three comments and the lame one showed up?!?
FunwithBumperCar 0
Next time you have to renew your curves membership...don't.
furburger 0
Hey #12... How many times are they "walking away"? Department of Redundancy is redundant...
alipod 11
always happen to me. i use my fml iphone.
_SUPAFLY22_ 0
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BadMofeelius 0
sucks
Asilum 0
wowsers lmao
kierbobo 0
wow uh shave you legs or something? it's actually not the uncommon. so atleast your not all ^_^
funktown 2
yeesh. u must look bad in that dress
abbeymcnally 0
Are you really that flat chested?
moosemonkey1000 6
haha!!
Nadinek98 0
man boobs (:
lgs25 0
and you aren't
MermaidSongXOXO 6
How many gender-bender FMLs have there been now? Next, please!
metal8214 0
i find a few of them funny, but you are right, there are too many
smokeymcpottt 3
Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.
Judus_beej 0
eek a penis is one of southparks best episodes lol
glorialaura21 8
Well that's what you get for trying to get a makeover, Getting a pixie cut, and getting your make up done at MAC. Now you look like a transvestite emo boy. fyl
sarah48_fml 0
haha nice memory.
McMan 23
Why did Doris from Shrek pop into my head as soon as I read this...
MrLefty 8
I thought of that too lol
Miii_fml 0
Lmfao!!