Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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lylotrezor 20
How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?
forever12 8
Everyone's used to that sight.
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Comments (183)
lylotrezor 20
How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?
rallets 23
either him or Jason Russell back at it again
Addyy_ 5
We're not.
ferrousWheel 6
Another question might be, which drunk naked guy are you? This isn't all that uncommon in California, really. And if you're in any part of Los Angeles, drunken nudes at McDonald's are practically expected.
greeneyedpothead 10
I have lived in California all my life and have never witnessed this sight!! Now I'm bummed :-(
Palirose 22
Omg OP!! That was you!? Your penis is small. :(
Jaxx66 21
1 - Nah, we don't need too feel sorry for him. He will have enough of that when the hangover begins. 40 - There was a cool breeze blowing, that or he accidentally spilled one of his last drinks on himself.... And that's how the naked started.
slick5880 22
40 - this is why we should feel sorry.
juunebug 2
#21 - No criminal charges were laid and there was no evidence to indicate he had been masturbating, sooo, nice try. Also, Kony is considered alive by all international sources so I'd love to see where your evidence is.
Skittlepickle 13
COVER YOUR MCNUGGETS.
ThisIsMyReign 4
FRANK THE TANK!!!!
bitch_pleez 10
35, me neither, although that's probably because I live in Huntington harbor with the rich people who can't afford to be seen doing anything unprofessional xD.
dude1122332 9
Haha
untamed112 0
That's a once a week thing in Cali
GirlOnFire143 6
More like once a day.
Nekro_kat 1
Hell yeah! I see that and even more explicit things in LA and Compton lol I love my city!
caleb_9756 14
#111, I live right around huntington harbor, just in the north part of hb
forever12 8
Everyone's used to that sight.
jtthegr8 26
Lol happy meals can make ya do some crazy stuff
copy125 0
Hahahaha that was the funniest thing I've ever seen
RavenRiley007 4
I'm assuming you were on some sort of news broadcasting since all of Cali might have saw you...but don't worry after Project X, people expect that shit to happen
kira_the_boss 1
His happy meal comes with a toy ;)
omfg_creepers 8
California boys? Naked infront of McDonalds ontop. Sun kiss kiss so hot it burns your Popsicle off.
cassiebear7652 7
Just stop
PaigeyTaylor 2
...no, just no
hatesfate 6
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those lyrics. Jeepers creepers, those are some lame lines....
thejewishfuhrer 17
OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?!? X_X
thejewishfuhrer 17
OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?!? X_X
kandi_kid69 15
Nice try. But, please don't attempt that again..
imavelociraptor 6
You had a bad childhood didn't you?
omfg_creepers 8
Guys I formally apologize for this wreck of a comment.
Killuhk 8
I thought it was semi funny lol
greeneyedpothead 10
Haha, the thread itself was hilarious! I'm at work cracking up :-) Thanks guys.
G1ZZY 0
jeepers creepers?
sycosyd_97 1
Jeepers creepers 45 your a dumb ass:)
kandi_kid69 15
146- You're*
glutgyoogle 6
Those aren't even the lyrics...
Cavsfodawin 21
cancer
guitarbeast 22
Your parents must be so proud
ILoveMyXbox 0
Of the simple fact that OP has the gift of vision and can see a naked man in front of McDonalds? Hardly.
Grimmerie 31
^ you need to work on your reading comprehension.
thejewishfuhrer 17
^^and don't forget his life skills
ILoveMyXbox 0
Oh..... OH. Yeah, completely misread that at 2 in the morning. Sorry.
AffenKid 9
Better be alert before making comments here...no excuses. :p
alyrawr 2
Best fml...... Let's hear it for Californians! Gotta love us :)
ydi_4_suking 20
whoo Cali?
tklone329 0
:]=
Isoldael 27
Give me a C, give me an A... -gets lazy-, give me a lifornia, gooooo california!
FindingRazzy 3
Haha
jayman117 5
Ya buddy! California kids all the way
falwoodaj 5
Wow....
Jf770 10
Thanks for clearing that up.
gabrayal 10
i hope you got beaten down by the poilice and fined.
omfg_creepers 8
I hope you get beaten down by the spelling police and fined.
CaptMurdock 25
Well that's a bit harsh...
darkestbarbie 11
I would never wish that on anyone. Ever. No matter what the situation. I will, on the other hand say YDI OP, sorry. :)
twtwaldron 5
Youre a douche
bettyloohoo 0
A little harsh. Don't ya think?
paintballmeme 0
It's grammar police btw :)
white16sox 19
125, then explain to me how you spell police. Because I'm sure it isn't poilice.
girlfromhellxD 4
....I hope one day you'll learn how to spell 'police' and stop being a douche bag with no sense of humour
BAxSoulCity 1
i hope that #9 gets thrown into a gas chamber and gassed by the grammar nazis
CyborgBanana 12
Hmm... bit extreme.
HULK_SMASH_ 7
Sounds like you were trying to get your big Mac on.
sugerbabe116 4
Well that's a sight to see.
Addyy_ 5
I got pictures!
matimatimatilde 0
Really?
Addyy_ 5
Unfortunately, no. Sorry.
yoruzuya 0
Aw. D: