Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
ortega_fml 0
not necessarily. friends bring each other down all the time. unless your butt ugly.
DmnUall 0
nothing wrong with honest friends.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (And I'm Pretty ******' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken
MissErikaHart 0
what's that from?
RedJester23 6
well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.
Chryssi 0
Um, maybe they were joking? Friends tease friends all the time, otherwise, they would be suck-ups, not friends.
theian01 3
Comments with song lyrics.
Lurked 4
you're pretty when I'm drunk by the bloodhound gang :) <3 Jimmy Pop
jewban 3
also afroman did it too
starcraft2FTW 0
get new friends period
Aniblecoby 0
not it was a joke, but if they were serious, or op's really sensitive about her looks then yeah, new friends
awhsum 0
that's ****** up! xD
NightMarePuppy 0
no it isn't I joke about this stuff with everyone I know
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Well if they're your friends, I hope they were just kidding..!! :)
catstuff 0
Sad face. New fwiends? :o
BiggerThenUrs 0
haha sad face, like arby and chief :D
Cassandrarox 0
Why are you friends with them?
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
ArianS2 0
Um ok. The drunk guy? Once he is sober he will be like..." Who the hell us this ugly bitch?!"
nerdwithagun 0
Sounds like you're kind of a bitch as well. Maybe you were one of OP's friends?
madasmercury 0
considering the fact that he was working there, I doubt he was actually drunk.
ArianS2 0
nerdwithagun- I'm so sorry bro, please don't use your e-thugness on me.
nerdwithagun 0
Whoops, looks like the person I was replying too's comment got moderated.
ArianS2 0
I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(:
HollyoaksFan93 9
Agreed.
jiggyjiggz 0
best pick up line ever. try it. it works.