Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
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flopstar 21
Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits
alanamarieg 18
Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!
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Comments (94)
ariastyles12 25
Well at least you won't have bad breath for the interview?
Noelletakumi 36
Next time brush your teeth and do any other messy morning routine (makeup, etc) before putting on your nice outfit. I always wear an old shirt or something.
kieralumina 30
or brush in the shower. but if you do get toothpaste or deodorant on your clothes just use a damp rag and wipe it off.
christina3466 17
Go nude.
Nordrag 26
well... depending on the interviewer this could be a very effective strategy.
KingBobtheThird 16
Are you a pornstar?
Zelphoric 25
backroom casting couch? ;P
cryssycakesx3 23
American Apparel?
christina3466 17
Somehow I knew this was gonna get down voted...?
rockwrench 18
Can't be serious all the time #2. Without a little humor the world would be a dull place.
flopstar 21
Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits
slingerslasher 24
Next time brush teeth before putting your fancy clothes on! :)
buttcramp 21
agree completely, 3. if this happened to me i wouldnt have been phased, just been like "oh crap, better change!"
novablastgaming 4
that sound like a dirty situation no I guess I'll go to my corner now
cryssycakesx3 23
these are getting so bad.
False_Stupidity 42
"Getting" so bad #46? I think they went well beyond the scale of bad years ago.
alanamarieg 18
Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!
_Peppermint_ 34
Hope you found a replacement
laurkk827 14
"My boyfriend was excited that I had this interview"
Redoxx_fml 22
Change quickly...or pretend it's a pattern on the dress
82681 25
Hopefully you had another dress on hand! I hope your interview went well... At least you had fresh breath.
Mitchellbassists 29
Did it give you a pastey attitude?