Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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lylotrezor 20
How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?
forever12 8
Everyone's used to that sight.
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Comments (183)
oldred16 0
Wooooooooooooow this took some balls
alicecooperfan 18
Apperantly he was jackin it in San Diego.
wowthatissad 9
Wait, so you were drunk, in a public place, with plenty of people around, and you're telling me you werent arrested? Or do they have wifi in jail?
yoruzuya 0
I waved back. Horay.
jengers115 10
One does not simply get drunk in California... they get drunk outside a fast food joint.
firebirds118 11
Dad?
jeezlebauckle 0
Everywhere in california? Damn.
AWESOMESAUCE365 0
HahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha! So that's who that was just kidding lol
kelly352 0
Oh that was you...
lanken84 1
Well at least your friendly when your drunk!