Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soulmate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Thank God you didn't get stuck with that religious fanatic!
Radulf 10
the ways of the Lord are mysteriously - but you got damned lucky and/or she already met someone else.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Thank God you didn't get stuck with that religious fanatic!
Radulf 10
the ways of the Lord are mysteriously - but you got damned lucky and/or she already met someone else.
wereallxmadhere 4
my money is on already met someone else based on her behavior in the days leading up to this
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
God works in mysterious ways. The plan was obviously for your benefit, not hers.