FML136969
Oxford, United States
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Owie
United States
Wasps, what the **** do they want?
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Stung
United Kingdom
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Sting
Manassas, United States
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
munckncruncj15
United States
Yummy
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Human fly
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Lala
Philippines
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
Top comments
grahmagog 14
Should have used chopsticks
moonsalt 20
I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?
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Comments (85)
RpiesSPIES 27
Someone mind explaining what Mr. Miyagi is?
Raluxa 21
If you need an explantation...you have been seriously deprived in your life.
goodoldave 17
He's Mr. Wax on-Wax off
Ashamed_Sister 60
He's a character from "Karate Kid". Don't worry, I had to Google it because I did not see that movie and I still don't feel deprived.
Ameel_fml 19
Comments like this make me feel old :(
PhotoSmith 25
Me too.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
He is the latest winner of American Idol. If you don't believe me, you can always talk to one of my friends called Google. He knows his stuff.
DogsPaw 16
35 Google isn't your friend. It's your stalker.
CheeseHater 23
#4, it's been at least 10 years since I saw that movie, and I'm deprived because I don't remember? His comment is useless, though, because Google is so much easier than asking here.
Raluxa 21
58- you seem to remember the movie well enough to know who Mr. Miyagi is.
thisiscool19 14
HE IS FROM THE ORIGINAL KARATE KID his famous quote: "wax on, wax off"
grayeyedmarine 14
dumbass
Verota 6
I agree. I think OP was channeling someone else, and not Mr. Miyagi. First, Mr. Miyagi would know the difference between a fly and a wasp. Second, Mr. Miyagi would not have tried to kill it, as Mr. Miyagi respects all life forms.
shyeahh_fml 19
Mr. Miyagi also used chopsticks. EDIT: #5 already said that. Oops.
ironichalibut 24
I weep for FML if this single/hyphenated word remains in the second best comment slot..
ironichalibut 24
In regards to 32: When I wrote the comment it was in the second slot by a lead of 10. If this has been corrected, I rejoice, FML community.
MrLedger98 4
15- who said he was gonna kill it, he said he tried to CATCH it
feelingold 18
You + That "ninja mode" OP = world's sh*ttiest crimefighting duo.
Shadowvoid 33
Hey, i tried that the other day. What i caught in my hand was not a fly, nor a Bee. Instead, it was the D.
Verota 6
Sure #42, you let me know when you catch a fly with your hands without either killing it or seriously injuring it. Don't worry. I'll wait.
torbey 23
Why would you bee so stupid?
larsak 3
LOL! I get this because you said "bee" and it's an insect situation so funny! Lolol
ironichalibut 24
27- I get what you said because you spelled it out in a way a toddler could understad
larsak 3
Ummm I'm not a lesbian
ironichalibut 24
Sorry, long day, my humor is looking down today. I meant well. 30- how dare you point out that their comment is simply oversimplifying a decent pun!
larsak 3
I'm not a lesbian
ironichalibut 24
39- that's about as irrelevant as a particle inside a whole bowl of gaucaMOLe
QuinnyZebrass 11
Nothing gets by you, 27.
grahmagog 14
Should have used chopsticks
thisiscool19 14
yes use chopsticks next time lol
j_cat187 20
We have all been there... or at least I have.
moonsalt 20
I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?
Welshite 40
It was practicing for its ninja exam; being all stealthy and disguised. I don't blame it for stinging OP. I'd be upset if someone revealed my true identity too.
goodoldave 17
Op your approach on the matter was so stupid, I can't think of a witty response. YDI
Keevarou 17
You were supposed to get his awesomeness, not his nearsightedness from the age, but good try and a creative way to spend a day, except for the vasp part though, but we all know that vasp would have screwed you over in another way later, that's how they work
ironichalibut 24
Yesh, vasps are a very güt vay to ruin jour day. Vhy vould zomeone jūs grab a vasp? Don they know vhat vasps can do? (I apology to anyone who has this accent in advance, the opportunity was too scrumptious)
Dusty_Busters 15
Lol I liked that
fairgirl99 8
I thought you suppose to use chopstick...
Grand_Cookie 21
How the hell do you confuse a fly and a wasp?! I want to see you try to put pants on, it has to be hilarious.