Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You people are twisted!
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Paranoid much?
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Fine, let her catch something
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Tsk Tsk
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Straight to jail
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
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Comments (168)
Gigiluv28 0
Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that
MissLynn13 6
I agree... I'm 20 and I still love swings!
nirvi 3
I am 24.. I love swinging too.. And I choose to ignore the stairs!
nirvi 3
*stares
br0ccoli 15
1- exactly! There's nothing wrong with it. People always complain that people are growing up 'too fast' and then turn around and yell at them for being pedo's when they still like something they enjoyed during their childhood. No wonder my generation is messed up.
ComTlancy 12
I think we all need to celebrate by having a swingers party
Bekll 31
My university has swings! I would swing all the time in them as would others.
IQWasJustLowered 0
He should of called her a stereotypical person and left in your van with tinted windows
ShyAnn29 15
I love swings, and I'm 30!
saksxalmo 20
I read the second line before the first and was expecting an FML about polyamory. My mistake!
killerkiss92 8
I'm 20 yro and I LOVE swinging (bonus of having kids I can do it whenever I want!!!!)
kristenbrown93 0
It's ridiculous that you were called a pedo for merely sitting next to a child and enjoying a public facility (I'm assuming). I know today you can't be to careful with your children. But, sometimes it's seems that parents in today's society have taken matters to extremes. Continue enjoying a simple way of relaxing and having a good time. I'm only two years younger than you and I still enjoy swinging. Don't stop :)
Driveshaft 5
Probably still worked out for the best that you didn't tell her, "I'm 20 and into swinging". As that could carry an entirely different connotation.
st0815 9
Well it's unfair that he called a pedo, but playgrounds are for kids. If you are 20 and like to swing (nothing wrong with that) you need to install your own somewhere, not fair to take away the kids' toys, either.
beelee1988 13
I'm 24. My friends and I still race to the swings trying to get the best one. Nothing wrong with swinging. :)
nado13579 12
What's wrong with swinging? I'm still a kid so people may not find it weird for me but I know when I'm older I will not be too grown up to swing
aliciamartinez15 11
There are plenty of mothers that swing with their children. They don't get called pedos.
rickyfk 4
dashie is best pony
Bobissmall 13
Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...
IIFenix 3
Pretty much...I bet dollars to dimes that if op was a girl the mother would of been completely fine with it.
Xayce 5
So I can become a pedo and get away with it? :)
Bobissmall 13
Well... haha, let's face it, you see stories of female teachers sleeping with students, and people just cheer the guy, who was actually statuary raped... Maybe not legally you can, but it's seen as more socially acceptable :(
LoganBurrito 6
Bob your picture matches the subject do flawlessly.... Yotsubaaa~!
IIFenix 3
24- go ahead and touch a few little boys and see what's said lol. I bet it will be something like your a ***** and the boys are champs and nothin will be said about you being a pedo
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Xayce - you can be my Xayce pedo any day... Rawr... Not appropriate? Meh, I'll take the Xayce thumb downs then...
krapula 4
Yes.
marmlr339 14
I was at a park a while ago with a few friends: we were just having lunch and playing around. Someone called the cops and told us to move on :-(
Pinkfl0yd 9
You, 33, a pedo? Bear in mind it ain't easy being sleazy. Thumbs up if you found the joke.
Colonel_Lexi 18
97-what is this, YouTube?
SloppyFlamingo 4
If this site has taught me anything, it's if you fish for thumbs up you get thumbs down. No questions.
caplox 6
Go sit on the slide instead.
IIFenix 3
But but but the slide isn't the same as the swing...and not half as fun
TarieBoo 2
he'd probably bump into some kid coming down and get called a pedo again....maybe even pepper sprayed?
Michael_92 20
Well you can only give a slight burst of excitement from a slide, the swing on the other hand can provide hours of pleasure.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And get kicked in the back by kids coming down? I think not.
cpssx0 0
Lol that park should make more swings!
Amethyst888 14
Why? There are plenty enough swings for OP to swing on plus at least one kid. That mom should just stop judging people, swinging on the swings at any age should be perfectly acceptable because it is so unbelievably fun! :)
doodlecloud 27
To be fair, a lot of children's play areas have a sign saying they're only for children. But still, people these days...super paranoid. If you kept staring at the kid maybe fair enough but if you literally just sat there then **** your life and the little girl's life for having a jerk of a mum. Everyone knows that everyone loves swings.
ajourdhui 0
I do agree with you but it's better that the mother be paranoid rather than not giving a shit about her child. There's a lot of parents who are neglectful toward their children and it's sickening. (esp in today's society)
coldashell 23
People are so damn paranoid. It's gotten to the point that I even get weird looks when I say hello to a child at the cash register when I was a cashier. Being nice does not mean someone is a chimo.
badbadkitty 5
Wtf is the the matter with you?! Swinging is awesome. And you should have looked that woman in the face and set her straight.
Bobissmall 13
Why run the risk of her calling the cops, and then having them politely ask you to leave? In the end, causing a scene for this might be futile, and make you look like a bad guy.
Zomg_Okay 27
16 - Because of the over-protective mother, he looked like a bad guy anyway. I say cause that scene!
Bobissmall 13
Maybe you're right! It would be good to teach her a lesson, maybe she'd see why she was being a fool in the end. I'd just not have enough balls to do it haha. I'd probably go home and rant about it on the internet like OP here :)
phatdaddy62 23
Yes 32, cause that scene. Then you can call your mum and dad from the local jail.
rallets 23
cause a scene, then leave quickly. whats so hard about it?
downtime 13
True, cause a scene and leave. You're going to be running the risk of getting in trouble whether you stay there to cuss her out or sit on the swings. You may also want to consider now sitting there staring at her child, licking your lips and rubbing your groin. Too bad FML wouldn't let you attach a photo of the look on her face, because I'm sure it would be absolutely classic. The stupid bint is going to keep on harassing anyone who is near her child anyway, might as well get a laugh out of it.
ljcarranza 16
so instead of telling her that you like swinging....you'd rather get called a pedo? lol logic these days
OhDearBetrayal 25
I don't think the mother would fall for an excuse like that when she's paranoid about her daughter getting sexually abused. Lol dumb guy thinking he's seen an obvious solution these days. (Note the sarcasm, as there is no sarcasm font)
unknown_user5566 27
Explaining that OP likes to swing wouldn't magically take back the fact he was called a pedo from the start. And as the comment above me says, irrational mothers won't care about an explanation.
SevenMillionTons 4
I too am an avid "swinger." I feel your pain...
SydMadrid 0
So what? Shes a judgemental b****
cpssx0 0
Lol right on :p
TheCamoWulf 17
I love swinging in my free time but that just sucks! Sorry op