Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
EddieK91 5
>.> Wow. It's happened before and you have to explain to him why it's cheating. He's going to do it again, and again, and again, and again. >.> I'm sure he knows it's cheating, but does it anyways. So...you have the option A) Leave the bastard; or B) Be miserable for the rest of your time with him while he continues cheating.
ddawgg5523 0
ur not a sexy bech.
ILoveJei 0
I think if you have to explain it to him over 3 days, he's retarded, and so are you.
twistedsamuelle 0
and you're still dating him.....why???
alldara 0
Then break up with him...
Nick_Stevens 3
And yet you're still with this guy. He sounds a charmer.
sumtone 0
@OP go sleep with another person. that will make him understand =P
VeggieTrunks 0
again? you need to leave him. are you that desperate
iMuffinTop 0
Smarty
AlgorithMan 0
he's probably just messing with you - "cheating" literally means "not telling you the truth" - so if he told you the truth about sleeping with other people, he would not be "cheating" in the literal meaning... that's probably his point