Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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Top comments
sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
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SB1010 0
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I love your roommate.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
I don't think you would love him if you were in that situation.
Thelnternet 7
i don't
_Oblivion_ 12
25's picture is what op looked like trying to grow it back
sunnyt 5
25- but.. but.. IMPOSSIBRU!
ohcheriecherie 20
You're a bitch, 1
KommanderKush420 5
41 - Dolan!!
dylanmellark101 5
52- no need to name-call.
sarah6786 14
Shave his eyebrows in his sleep
butthead321 0
Or rip his hair out with your bare hands
Feared 9
Or everyday, for as long as you're roommates, dip his toothbrush in toilet water. The day he moves out, you can let him in on a little secret.
hama806 19
Hair grows and so should friendships. But clearly this one is not a healthy friendship. Lose the loser.
ConBroChilll 9
33- just beacuse op's roommate pulled a prank on them doesn't mean to they have to kick em' out. Your taking something way too seriously that might have been an asshole move but hair grows back. Unlike your balls
hama806 19
No balls here. But hair sometimes takes years to grow back. That was a shitty prank only an enemy would pull. You would be pissed too if you had patches of bald on your head. So I stand by my first comment.
BrianneAlex 10
Tomorrow should be the day you get sweet revenge on him.
beatlegirl27 20
Or her
freshberries22 17
31 I have to agree since not many men own hair remover and girls get haircuts too. I don't know why everyone assumed op is a guy.
jelly713 19
Because long hair won't fall out with hair removal cream as easy as short hair (boy hair). Hair removal cream doesn't always remove coarse hair as easy as fine.
chili10 18
Not all girls have Long hair... I have gotten my fair share of bad haircuts and have to wait a few weeks to have it grow it out.... I still think it was two guys, but I'm just pointing out your flaw.
tehaustiebear 34
I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.
fmlroooster 4
Lol
bassgod 9
How original!
dancingmaniac 6
Karma will take care of 'em soon OP
Zomg_Okay 27
Your room-mate will be expecting retaliation, so I would recommend waiting until their guard is down before you exact your revenge. Might I suggest putting coffee in the shower head, or perhaps hiding cling film under the toilet seat?
coldashell 23
Your idea of revenge is weak. How about some dye in the laundry detergent to mess the roommates clothes up or laxatives in food for a start.
Zomg_Okay 27
I am but an inexperienced prankster. I merely offered suggestions, take them or leave them as you will.
Scarshadow101 6
I think you should tell them you're getting revenge, and to watch their back. Be suspicious and remind them of it every day...until it drives them crazy. They'll be begging you to get it over with and you'll have gotten your revenge. I dunno, I saw it on Arthur, it might work.
BossPathfinderGM 14
6- Kool-Ade works better than coffee.
pabst4america 1
No MY prank ideas are better...
theslimshadylp 6
Looks like your new nickname is "the bowling ball".
iRoc46n2 4
Or "cue ball"
SystemofaBlink41 27
16- that is if OP's white...
ChubbyNicki 6
Maybe they like the shorter look on you. :)
Shadomasta 5
I guess we'll be seeing one of you in tomorrow's paper.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Uh your *roomate* needs a swift kick to the ******* face
YoursTru1yXo 0
Roommate**
CoconutOil 7
Simply when a slow kick would not suffice!