Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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shibainu519 0
you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!
notsoluckypup 12
hope he pays for the hospital bill...
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Comments (141)
MC18 0
Is your boyfriend stupid? Seriously...Hahah putting something on someones face that looks like somethings been murdered on it is probably not the best idea...that's like taking a 100 year old grandma skydiving. Both Guarenteed to put someone in the emergency room.
HeartnSoul 3
sounds like a keeper
Tuesdays76 0
I actually say a video of a guy that went skydiving on his 100th birthday, and and he loved it! he was not harmed in any way shape or form.
MC18 0
Thanks for the info 50 ...
jess6blondie9 3
What a nice boyfriend:)
perdix 31
In the hospital, how did they tell the fake blood from the real?
Tuesdays76 0
cause they actually know what real blood looks like.
jvillan87 5
Because the real blood was coming out of the gash in his head.
jvillan87 5
Because the real blood was coming out of the gash in his head.
bodoquito89 0
your bf is a moron
anonymous595 0
ur ugly hahahaha
360XBOXFTW 0
pwn'd noob
T_Wolf 0
Wow. How do you make up for that?
Xxak907xX 0
husband = jerk
Xxak907xX 0
oh sorry, boyfriend = jerk lol
Emili_ho69 0
I'm sry I still love you
Xxak907xX 0
You're the jerk in the FML??? Sorry, but that was really mean
GootyNWK 0
Funny
NCR 0
grow some ovaries... blood lmao... in the war I saw my buds leg muscle get torn off. did I faint....? no!
mikejunior88 4
I never understood how a woman could be afraid of blood. You see it every month for at least 3 to 5 days in a row. Should be used to it.
iwadasn 33
Non-menstrual blood is brighter red, for one thing. The sight of it is more shocking, not to mention the fact that you don't expect it and it's accompanied by pain.
mikejunior88 4
Blood is blood.
sgtrobswifey 0
^^ ftw