Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
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dum_dum1 0
you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!
zDylanz 6
If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.
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Comments (382)
mini3fingers2 0
first.. I think haha
SmallyBigs 9
Nope.
fluffyrocka 0
just walk it off, it'll be fine
chester75 5
lol it seems something my mom would do. when a deal seems too good to be true then probably is.
DanielleWolf 0
It doesn't take 2 hours to walk 8 miles... :P
chester75 5
actually it does for most people 15 min per mile
joa76 3
distance=rate x time 8 miles/2 hours = 4 miles per hour average walking speed = 3-3.5 mph, which is LESS than 4 mph So OP was actually walking FASTER than average. At 3 mph, 8 miles would take about 2 hours 40 min.
JanisEvans 10
That must be the average walking speed of Americans. It's ******* slow!
rawyak 4
262 he could of jogged some of the way. I mean this dude is lazy if he just walked there. anyway it's still winter so that might of warmed him up. I'm proud to be an American foreign dude, just don't compare me with the op or 262.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If the OP was coming home from school it probably means they were carrying a backpack and possibly some other things. They probably didn't want to run because that's usually a lot of weight to jog with if you aren't used to it. I don't know what it's like in the OP's area but where I live it's actually been pretty warm the last couple of weeks. We did have a couple of snow showers but nothing major so spring is definitely here.
rawyak 4
well 347 stll I play football and go to highscool. the football equipment is just as heavy as my backpack. and look how many people run in those during fall
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You and all of those people train to get on the football team and to be able to run around in all that equipment. I specifically said "if you aren't used to it. " therefore your point is moot.
joseph42424233 0
lol!
EatnBeef 7
the funniest part of this is that ops dad doesn't have balls.
Kilroy15 0
I think this one is bull shit...
Kilroy15 0
I think this one is bull shit...
_MannyxAmbition 0
Your comment : Sucks for yaa.
alexavb15 4
Haa.
Stunsz 0
LOL id snap 2 Hours? for $50? Now you know not to trust him at least april fools is right around the corner:)
CrazyChikklet 5
lol forreal
clarissa_Gyall 0
#12 LOL SMH love your "hair"
MyChemical_fml 0
BLACK THREAD!! Been a while since I've seen one of these! Let the racism commence! :D
ShannonBitt 29
That's $25/hour. That would be a pretty good deal, considering that is way above minimum wage.
CarleeBugg123 5
Haha wooow! maybe you should work on being less gullible!
JtownDude 0
dumb ass
Zoydude 0
Bring socks next time
IStoleTheCookies 16
Nice picture :)
dum_dum1 0
you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!
Hockeyboy4280 18
That's actually a genius idea...
TraceCase_ 19
not so dum after all!
CardMaster1992 0
dad wins. ydi for being so gullible
ivanoff 0
wonder what you would do for 100$?
cfalen 0
lose 10 pounds
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
^win