Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
GRRSOM 7
Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.
BunBunBabe 8
What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that
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Comments (67)
linkinpark98 24
Blood stains aren't the easiest to remove..... Dont ask me about my experiences with that. :)
thiscrazything 1
Maybe you had a visitor in the night. Check for two little puncture marks on your neck.....mwahhaaahaaaa
Pentium_4 27
i'm impressed that he slept through it. i wish i was a deep sleeper like that
1awliet 8
heh last sentence rhymes :)
nofearjenshere 12
I'm sure most girls have had experiences with blood stains before, unfortunately. Maybe not as extreme as yours though, 1. :b
linkinpark98 24
20 - Yes. But no. Way wrong. XD
Comet_Candy 23
They're actually not too hard to remove if you take care of them ASAP. The longer they sit, the harder it'll be to remove them. Just don't wash them in hot water until the stains are gone.
maxmex13 7
Use hydrogen peroxide it works
J3NNI3LYNN 9
No u don't
BunBunBabe 8
What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that
ShyAnn29 15
Some people are just really deep sleepers
ladyLALAA 29
My housemate once dragged me off the couch by my legs and around the room before I woke up. I'm screwed if there's a house fire.
indigofire1230 3
I agree. I'm a really deep sleeper, and I could see myself sleeping through something like that. In fact, I've slept through injuring myself, being dragged out of bed, and hearing a nearby explosion, that I know of. So yes, I don't think it's implausible to sleep through that. But that still really sucks OP.
GRRSOM 7
Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.
linkinpark98 24
Ha! Thumbs for you.
J3NNI3LYNN 9
Up or down?
AriaLynn 4
That's great! XD
p888 0
No, it was probably a ninja who cut you then planted the curtain there.
Torva_fml 16
Your secret is safe with me, ninja-moor.
vintagemeow 6
Are you curtain that's what happened?
jake040 3
I see what you did there
jake040 3
I see what you did there
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I think we all did :)
jillyyybean 0
Ah haha, clever. :3
jerseyboy732 16
better than kicking your foot through your window while sleeping (been there done that)
micahsmommy 13
At least you know it wasn't a zombie attack.
linkinpark98 24
But I've been preparing for a zombie attack for years! My dreams are crushed…
micahsmommy 13
But if it was a zombie attack OP would now be a zombie because they would have gotten him in his sleep. :(
linkinpark98 24
It's going to take quite a while for those sheets to be white again… That's if you dont decide to buy new ones.
tanay97 8
That must have hurt. Maybe move your bed away from the curtain?
BrownSugar10940 2
Wow u must be a hard sleeper not to have felt that