dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
aelia_oups
Taverny, France
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
There was an attempt
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Top comments
kidwiththeface42 7
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Pineapple stand :)
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Comments (306)
poopmonster05 3
You can share some :) my fav!
Wheredidgrungego 12
When life hands you pineapples.....
XmyviolentheartX 13
Make lemonade? Make a bunch of sponges live in them? What? Finish the sentence!!! Lol.
ICATiger 13
You act out episodes of spongebob??
rattusrattus 19
... pull the pin an throw them at the enemy.
soopafreak 11
...copy the reply that someone already wrote earlier.
I_lost_the_game 25
Would it kill you to finish a sentence?
majorasshole 4
Give them to the homeless. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
LaColombianita 26
Aww that's sweet :)
laden_swallow09 35
And tart, if they're the good kind! :)
periwinkle95 10
Haha 18's comment was sweet but is the complete opposite of the username lol
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
How prickish of them.
CalCommando 6
I have to say... I love your picture.
jenncatherine 0
How does someone win such a prize?
McDonaldsworker 4
My thought exactly, How could you win a lifetime supply of something without being somewhat involved in winning it?
xiaoxaio 5
some asshole saw his medical record and was like "ok hes allergic to pinepples...lets do this"
Rj93 8
Sucks for you an all that but I just want to know this, how did you win a lifetime supply of pineapples?! I know I'm not the only person who is wondering so I thought I'd get the question out there.
LaColombianita 26
I'll have them :D
alyspar2 5
How the heck do you win a lifetime supply of pineapples?!
fuzz97 23
In a pineapple contest, durr
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
then that raises the question of why on earth did OP enter a pineapple contest....
shaaazza 0
Why would she go in a pineapple contest if she's allergic to them? Dah.
downtime 13
82, It's highly unlikely that you win competitions you don't enter. Otherwise that would simply be called a give-away...
Melster 0
Why do people eat pineapples? Because they're healthy and yummy to some, to others different exotic weird, and some like dusk who are allergic to certain foods such as the pineapple.
DaKillaMafia 2
Would you take $100 for them?
thiscrazything 1
How about $150.00?
McDonaldsworker 4
I'll pay you $151.00 AND shipping for all the pineapples they ship you, how many hours until you could send me 5000 pounds? Please let me know ASAP. P.S. If you can just move in with me so they send the pineapples to my house I'll give you an extra $20 bucks, sure would save me on stamps lol.
heyhihello95 12
At least now you've got a career: fruit seller.