Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
mariah_1_11 22
common sense. not everyone has it.
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Comments (84)
amileah13 26
Wow what a great roommate of yours.
carebear1228 20
I got peas on my head but don't call me a peahead
ChocolateScyther 19
she's not even even a good California resident, wasting water during this drought.
mariah_1_11 22
common sense. not everyone has it.
MasterTron 24
It's like chivalry but not as rare.
AvivS 12
Common sense, not that common apparently
AddictGamer 16
Common sense isn't a gift, it's a pain. Mostly because you have to deal with everyone that doesn't have it.
beaglegal 42
I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
tormcn 26
That's not OCD it's being gross. I definitely wouldn't like to see someone else's excretions.
beaglegal 42
My point exactly :) the roommate claims her flushing the toilet is OCD which it is not.
tormcn 26
if she flushes it 4 four times in a row, maybe.. otherwise excuses. Time for new roommates!!
Katerchen 15
#65 Even if she does - The flush first needs to refill itself. It won't do anything.
timb1234 13
I have OCD to. I wash my hands
freddygasman 18
I comb my hair. Can anyone tell me if I have OCD?:)
MakeItStopWtf 12
Oh god! I do all of these things! I must have it bad.
Brandi_Faith 34
It's really bad when you start washing your face and brushing your teeth twice a day! Don't get me started on the psychos that brush their teeth 3 times a day!! They should be in padded cells!
JMichael 26
I shower daily, wash my hands after I touch anything that could potentially give off harmful bacteria, wipe my ass after pooping, and clean up any mess I make. I think I have it so much worse you guys :'(
salyhahaha 13
I don't understand what flushing a toilet has to do with OCD, she definitely has dumbcuntitis.
pugpuggy 21
Wow. She's a rare breed of stupid.
PharmacyJoe 13
Sadly I'm not sure it's that rare. :(
saifnaqvi11 21
I would be pretty Pee-ved
slingerslasher 24
Stick to making snake puns, man.
alex_gen 39
Guess a lot of us have "OCD" then. Not only do I flush, but I wash my hands! I know it's wrong, but I can't help it.
ASeeR 14
show her you OCD by slapping her one after another
ColonelCusswords 24
Is she stupid or just ignorant?
mmmxr 11
A little of both.