Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
asuramaru
Knowledge is power
Today, at 19 years-old, I found out that kiwi birds aren’t actually extinct. FML
allergyssuck
My skin hates me
Today, I got a soap that my doctor recommended, because I'm allergic to the vast majority of soaps. After driving 45 miles to the only store that sells it, and paying $12 for a bottle, I found out I'm allergic to it too. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
One Angry Vegan
Today, marks 2 weeks since I got Oral Allergy Syndrome, a.k.a. randomly becoming allergic to apples, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, mangos, carrots, celery, beets, sunflower seeds, fennel, my toothpaste, and more things I just haven't tried yet. I'm vegan. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
What an odd amount! Did you buy an expensive kiwi or did you have a Groupon for a cheap allergist?
Brightside86 31
Could be worse, some people go their whole lives thinking "itchy" is a flavor.
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Cz22mv 14
Are you also allergic to papaya, avocado, banana, passion fruit, fig, melon, mango, pineapple, peach, and tomatoes?
lovinglife2015 18
I’m allergic to kiwi as well. But none of those others. I’m also allergic to goats milk
RichardPencil 32
What an odd amount! Did you buy an expensive kiwi or did you have a Groupon for a cheap allergist?
Brightside86 31
Could be worse, some people go their whole lives thinking "itchy" is a flavor.
kfchicken 31
pretty cheap tbh it's usually an expensive visit with an allergist, or an epi pen
Meghan Mayhugh 5
I feel you my friend. I tested allergic to bananas so I didn’t have a banana for 10 years and then I had my allergies retested and it said I wasn’t allergic to banana. So I went out and got a couple bananas. Well, I started getting sores in my mouth my mouth started itching so that made me very sad.
Demitrius 12
I mean I guess that’s worth it right?
juggalo2 22
Fruit or fowl?
Rusty Armstrong 13
I started breaking out with a mysterious rash a few months ago. my wife said it was probably all the craft beer I was drinking. I said I guess I'll be rashy forever then. turns out it wasn't the beer
BurnInDemonFire 39
Either you found an incredibly kind doctor who let you pay $7 to be tested, or you already had the medication to hand for some reason, and bought a really expensive kiwi.
lovinglife2015 18
I am allergic to kiwi as well!!! I’ve never seen/know/ read of anyone else being allergic too it as well