dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
aelia_oups
Taverny, France
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
There was an attempt
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Pineapple stand :)
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Comments (306)
omgthatsosuppera 4
May I have them?
shannonstripes 8
surely you knew whatever competition you entered had that prize? why even bother? :s
dadof2 4
mabe JG Wintworth can help you out, they usually buy out structerd settlements.
Spazz420 7
This comment actually made me laugh. Call 877-CASH NOW to exchange your pineapples for cash!! lmfao I wish I won that contest
SookyTurner 4
Sell for profit!
SAMMILLER098 2
Give them away?
drooby 5
Get a market stool and call it pineapple express?
Savra_fml 17
"stool" as in an armless, backless chair or "stool" as in a sample of faeces? Or did you mean to say market "stall"?
drooby 5
That's autocorrect for you
cunningchick 1
Lol!
hatchet27 0
Fyl?? That would be the greatest day of my life
chili10 18
But I assume you're not allergic to pineapples.
zanguard 0
1: Draw smily faces on the pineapples. 2: Drive around your area, leaving them in people's yard, on window sills, on top of cars, etc. 3: Watch local news
garethsmart 0
Love it!!!
onlychildFTW 34
Very good idea! It'd be so something to do, and you'd have it end up on tv. Double bonus!
anjtrg_1112 23
I have a sudden urge to do that myself(:
Avalanches 9
You put the pineapple in the pineapple and you drink it all up!
Torva_fml 16
Nope, you really don't.
onlychildFTW 34
There goes all your winning luck. To bad it wasn't used on a multimillion dollar jackpot. Better luck in the future OP.