dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
aelia_oups
Taverny, France
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
There was an attempt
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Pineapple stand :)
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Comments (306)
WaSiSimiLang 8
Donate them to the poor then! It's about time the world sees a good deed
blackvyper 8
Sucks to be you!
Raineraine93 0
OH MY GOD GIVE IT TO ME. I love pineapples.
j_duffy88 0
Gutted!
backoffmyshiz_fml 4
So what did you play to win? Pineapples are gross.
rocklare18 7
Hope it was some pineapple express mmmm
old09 11
Throw them at people!!!! Or sell them Or give them to the hungry Or give them too pirates to help with their scurvy
McDonaldsworker 4
Nice ideas! My favorite was throwing them at people i think if you where OP it would be the best excuse ever, "I'm allergic to pineapples so I can't be within 5 feet of one or else my heart will stop. So sorry sucka but I gotta throw them!" (at this point grab and throw a pineapple at their head. Eating three (3) servings of fresh fruits and vegetables a day would help pirates with their scurvy! Idk if giving pineapples to Somalian Pirates would help them to feed their starving family's much, just not that filling you know?
oxSHONAxo 0
If you're allergic to pineapples, why enter a contest to win them?
illoveyouu435 0
Give them to the homeless, or feed 'em to your homies. Problem solved.
JBrownie123 24
Why'd you enter something to win pineapples if you're allergic?