dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
aelia_oups
Taverny, France
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
There was an attempt
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Pineapple stand :)
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buddyguyfriend 1
Sell them
zaniegirl 0
Give them to your local food bank!
xAmyPOPx 4
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nutwrap 5
Why do you think you won a lifetime supply? Because you'll be dead from pineapples within minutes. Win one for the prize selection committee.
arkid24 1
Who the **** wins a lifetime supply of a random fruit...who the **** gives it out? So ******* random.
carly_rose_02 5
Sell them, give them to friends, or donate them to the food bank. A lot of people like pineapples, so if you can't use them, spread the love. :)
ImSoEffedUp 10
Sell em for extra cash....
onlyoncamera 0
Donate it to a foodbank!!
dlistedfreak 14
If it makes you feel any better, I'm allergic to citrus and to spite me my family always makes food drenched in citrus based fruits. They say that they won't stop adding that to suit me because I am not letting them enjoy their meal, so I usually have to bring my own food to family get togethers. They've sent me to the hospital a few times when they didn't warn me or forgot to tell me after I ask them if the food has anything citrus based. Thank god I finally started taking my prescribed epi pens or I would've paid more to go to the ER. Sometimes, I hate my family and restaurants who don't listen to my requests
prettypinkpixie 9
I'm sorry, but how is your pathetic little story supposed to make OP feel better?
autumnisintheair 7
Well, at least you have Christmas gifts for the next couple of years, lol
insanelyXnikki 18
A little more than just the next couple of years lol