Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I saw my roommate walk out of his room into the kitchen with a used condom in his hand, and plop it into the garbage disposal. "I don't really trust this girl" is all he said before he opened his door and walked back into his room. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
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Top comments
hawright 13
I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.
yupitssoph 18
Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."
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Comments (140)
natalia18oo 12
FYL! Can't get any worse then that!!
greenie213 23
It could have been two used condoms.
RedPillSucks 33
He could have been asleep during a three-some with his gay roommate and the condom was partially hanging out his butt.
cynical4life 4
Disgusting... Someone deserves an ass kicking!!
sharksfan48 13
Anyone in awe at the accuracy o the throw?
Sitaaboo 6
You slept through your roommate having sex with his girlfriend..hah I wouldn't be able to lol you deserve that. Haha should have given him some privacy lol :P
DuRpY 5
So, was that drool that you woke up with coming out of your mouth, or leaked ****?
j_cat187 20
Haha now you have herpes.
dj8798 9
damn... u beat me to it lol
hctln 5
And I thought wailing up to awkward lesbian sex was weird during my first year haha, I'd plot revenge!!!
badbadkitty 5
That is so disgusting. Wow.
spanner_pig 7
LOLOLOLOOOOOOL
sarah6786 14
They had sex in the same room as you? Classy.