Today, my girlfriend was swiping on Tinder and came across my active profile before confronting me. I'm not sure who's more in the wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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Top comments
CounselorSmileyFace 8
Sounds like you both just need to see other people.
Crowned Sataness 12
might as well open the relationship at this point and go ethically non monogamous
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Comments (8)
CounselorSmileyFace 8
Sounds like you both just need to see other people.
RichardPencil 32
This is the 2022 version of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" Spoiler alert: it turned out ok for them.
AzraelAngelus 15
Holy hell this guy lives 25 miles from me
lexxiasaurus 31
It sounds like her gut was saying something to her in order to be confident enough to create and swipe in front of you. But that's only the perspective of someone who was being cluelessly cheated on, for 3 months or more while my gut was burning
char89 11
Oh man _ fyl
kitten79TX 5
Sounds like y'all need to break up and move on, since you're both planning on cheating.
Crowned Sataness 12
might as well open the relationship at this point and go ethically non monogamous
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Why are you even together, if you're both so bored that you're actively looking? Why waste time and hurt feelings.