Rosie
Wesel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StiffPvtParts
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Taylor
Dubuque, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
doesnttastegood
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
kylie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
urgg
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
coldwetnose
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
ps3isbetterthanme
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
That is... ******* awesome.
tpuff 7
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Comments (159)
YesyDidWhat 0
I'm sorry OP but that is just too funny lol:o
TheFamilyElf 17
I almost wish I had a penis to try this with:( I'll just ask my boyfriend to try it so I can laugh too.
YesyDidWhat 0
Wtf and your 15?
lovebeecharmer 6
If you are really 15, I hope you have the maturity to handle whatever shit ur just asking for.
TheFamilyElf 17
My, I suppose my joking tone was lost through text. Apologies.
TheFamilyElf 17
My, I suppose my joking tone was lost through text. Apologies.
TheFamilyElf 17
My, I suppose my joking tone was lost through text. Apologies. ps. I've posted this maybe 3 times now, and it has yet to show up on my phone, so if it shows up multiple times, double the apologies.
Doortje 30
Was it draw something by any chance?
KatjaM 15
How is this an FML? I would have "helped" him win.
stary1722 6
Did he win the game?
YesyDidWhat 0
Really nice robot btw:)
THEsuperMANLYman 10
I tried that before. Very fun but really hard since my penis is like a wild cobra
mariah_victoria 0
...-___- thanks for that....
merryhappy1887 20
That's ****** hilarious i wish my man was that funny haha
perdix 31
So what? That's how I play DrawSomething. My penis made me buy the flesh-tone paints so he could do self-portraits.
Enslaved 38
That was a self portrait of your penis? I thought it was an eclair.
perdix 31
Go ahead and keep thinking that. Heh-heh-heh;)
aljen90 2
I was wondering why that hotdog was a little round at one end and had two rounds at the other
ToTaLg 0
ive done that so many times
amiritelol 3
This is funny, amirite.net ?