Rosie
Wesel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StiffPvtParts
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Taylor
Dubuque, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
doesnttastegood
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
kylie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
urgg
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
coldwetnose
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
ps3isbetterthanme
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
That is... ******* awesome.
tpuff 7
Boss status
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Comments (159)
dellis44 7
he was just using his penis as a stylus. nbd
Trisha_aus 15
For which game? Gosh I have so many questions for op's boyfriend..sometimes guys are ridiculously hilarious!
mariah_victoria 0
What does nbd mean?D;
sarahlove281 4
NBD = no big deal
LoganBurrito 6
Quick, challenge him to a game and defeat him before he gets too cocky!
aleeshttylXD 9
o_O
KNA_fml 2
"cocky"..? Lol
LadyGore 12
Personally I'd be laughing my ass off if I awoke to my boyfriend doing that.
Gtroll 4
He was just playing draw something.... With his penis.
khamaria 4
As a handy pencil!!!
kaybay88 2
WOW! I find this hilarious rather an FML or YDI...actually, YDI for not having a sense of humor...
evilplatypus 39
Yeah, I said YDI for not having a sense of humor, as well. I only came into the comments to say that.
gonad_gobbler 1
Make sure he uses protection, wouldn't want him to catch iAIDS!
boschwachter 7
Don't be silly! Apple products are immune :p
The_Tool1 13
It's a lot harder than it looks, you should have helped him,
KMtheDrummer 6
Teehee, "harder than it looks"
sailoroftheseas 7
probably temple run
SkoomaKi 28
It's funny because I'm typing this comment with my penis. OP, he's just trying to train his little dude ;) You can always tell him to clean it after, no harm done.
Z03y 7
OP should leave him be. This could be a win-win situation (if he manages to train his little dude) . *efg*
KiddNYC1O 22
Hard or flaccid?
brigante45 5
There's an app for that.