Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Top comments
Thhe 0
it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml
rlet 1
clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind
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Comments (79)
itslilly123 0
ydi for wearing a "nightdress". awesome nickname tho.
joeyisinsane 0
ydi for not being in the kitchen
Thhe 0
it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml
ninjacapo 2
lol nice. tru but prolly not the right thing to say
powertoast_3000 6
that's why you should get an xbox :D
macnamera 0
Clearly your boyfriend is gay.
rlet 1
clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind
black_ss 0
I'm going with gay
SnoBorder4Life 0
I'm going with hardcore gamer.
perdix 31
You should have turned on the blue light of your Xbox and guided his joystick into the slot.
mannequiin 0
there are no blue lights on an xbox.
Dan2025 0
Better a blue light than a red ring...
afraidfurball 0
^ I loled
raghavfyl 0
rrod
koifish81 0
is ur bf a ****???? I think so
NixKuH 0
maybe the girl is ugly?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
well clearly he wasn't in the mood. maybe afterward.
Ninjaface 0
Hit his weak point for massive damage.
ZayJay 0
I hope you don't get his Giant Enemy Crabs
quikwit1212 0
LMAO!
Boddmon 0
Sometimes a guy just ain't in the mood... for you..