Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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astarwarsfan 0
haha you got **** blocked by an iPod
perdix 31
You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!
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davekron 0
fail. learn to buy an ipad
selenagirl_fml 0
are you babysitting him?
MyNameIsInvictus 0
hey those games are awesome! don't blame your boyfriend.
JGood09 0
Hey don't hate on doodle jump, that kept me entertained through every boring lecture last semester
PineappleEspress 0
Did you have sandwiches ready for him? better have
robertdr 0
61,056 my doodle jump best angry birds- beaten u need to get fragger ,quickhook, and prince of persia retro, and of course words with friends
ChristyCarnegie 0
#1 iPads are for losersss
coribabybaby 0
I agree, those games are amazing!
BizzaroG 0
that's just sad. another one of those ungrateful boyfriends. ydi for dating him.
BallinJ 0
ydi for always having sex on your mind.
missvee98324 0
i LOVE doodle jump! can i have your boyfriend?
hahafylop 4
dang 32 you are hot
xXLenaXx 0
Your boyfriend clearly knows what's good for him. :)
cowycal 4
Product placement ftw!
imnutsss 0
hahaha everytime I see product on movies or tv, I yell "product placement!!", thanks to one of the many facets of my college education...
fakeposta 0
ipad is an oversized iPod fake
knight0748 5
you should take a poop and tell you bf to come and watch it float.
dickster 0
YDI for wanting sеx over iPod games.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Play archetype? :D I just got ranked up from Major last night
chuk_norris_fml 0
did he doodle jump all over your face?
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
**** you doodle jump is awesome! don't you ever do anything else other than sex?
kelzen 0
rofl she thought she was getting laid. YDI
PizzaGuy11 0
that is fun......
JohnGraveline 0
YDI for dating a middle school student. We use to play that shit all day in Language Arts.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ said the kid one year removed from middle school
number0 8
YDI for texting. With LOL standing for lots of love, and JK standing for someone's initials, you're ****** if you choose to text. YDI for having an iPod. Those things are out of style, you ancient woman... Get an iPad (No, it's not a tampon) or an iPhone without a texting plan. YDI for being a woman. Nuff said.
joqez 0
nooo iPod owns, try to put an iPad in your pocket, and btw: these games own ass!! but still, sex is better
Dunebuggy569 5
why are you trying to have sex before marriage? hoe
corrector_fml 0
#1 fails, iPad isn't that great at all it's just a toy, and it's bound to iTunes. And Angry Birds is great! But choosing that over sex...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#80 Not everyone shares your views. Just because she's having sex/wants to have sex doesn't make her a "ho."
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
Myname is right, ur boyfriend rules..he wanted to spend time together not"wreck you hard" so screw u. hahaha
ThinIce 0
Angry Birds is number 1 on the app store for a reason lol.
bonicr 0
85, what the hell kind of pose is that? It looks like you're having a seizure and your camera just happened to be there. Take a normal picture and stop doing... that. Whatever 'that' is, I can assure you it's not what you think it is.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#98 It's just a picture, not a personal attack. Mind your own business. :) And look, I'm going to change it to a picture where I'm in a pose that doesn't make any more sense than my last one...Just because I can. It's always the ones without the pictures that complain about the pictures of others...
beastmcbeastly 0
hey, that's my idea of fun too! what a coincident
tooGee24 0
sounds like funn to me.
aceinthehole12 0
forget him. I think ya look cute #85 ;-)
ilikepieanddylan 0
ipads get wet to easily
bonicr 0
Never said it was a personal attack 'nerdsgetmehot' and I don't see how telling me to mind my own business is justified seeing as it's just as much my business as anyone else (think about why you have the picture up in the first place). I did not insult you about anything other than your pose, I didn't say you can or can't put it up either. If you don't mind looking like a person with a seizure on a random website then you should be happy and take it as a compliment. If you were shooting for something else, one where saying you look like you are having a seizure is an insult, then you should reconsider your pose. If you don't care then don't reply, though it's a little too late for that... I think you were insulted and you're acting aloof, but that's just a guess.
robertd73 24
if he would have did it with you first he probably would have still Been able to play doodle jump for 2hrs and 50mins
th3b0ss 0
u don't consider that fun? I play those games in all my free time cuz i have a life
damnshit_fml 0
85, I get it. it's because your hot
nerdsgetmehot 23
#121 Well, what did you expect my reaction to be? Saying something like that can only really breed a negative reaction, so I don't really know what you were trying to gain. A reaction, maybe? Mission accomplished.
Guuurlplease 0
But that is fun....
messiferlife19 0
hey you get off his back those games are amazing
chiem 0
hey! ydi for having the 2 most addiction games, doodle jump and angry birds
kgfheels 0
I like doodle jump too and ur hot
kgfheels 0
u wana cum over and "have some fun"
the_pan1c 5
ANGRY BIRD FTWWWWW
michalch98 4
Sammich boy!
Evan2297 0
75, Not everyone can afford an iPad you ignorent twat.
tuxedoandex 28
22 the **** are you talking about? nobody ever specified sex, he just has a different idea of fun than her. stfu
Smoky619 0
doodle jump is the sh**!
machiko_fml 0
yes it is ;$
dels13 0
haha my boyfriend loves angry birds he always plays it on my iPhone
astarwarsfan 0
haha you got **** blocked by an iPod
yakyak132 0
slap him off side of the head if that's what he thinks of fun
perdix 31
You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!
selenagirl_fml 0
lol
MyNameIsInvictus 0
hahahaha define "angry *******."
Barrientos432 5
Oh my god, that was epic. :D
brianjman14 23
hahaha!!!!! I'm faving this FML just because of that comment! Perdix, epic win. hahaha!
bonezowns 0
lmao
zelly05 0
hahah! good one!! lol
MarkerofMagic 0
17- biting down maybe?? ow haha
justsayfuck 5
Epic.
Evee359 0
haha nice
ambybeast6966 0
agreed . that always works
Heathie 0
Join the club....game girlfriend = second to all games...
DarkRealmGolem 9
You're not a gamer if you only play games on your ipod....
iamchuck 0
He didn't say have sex, just have some fun. Your fault for trying to read extra meaning into what he said. ATTENTION WOMEN: THERE IS NO HIDDEN MEANING TO WHAT SAY.
Silenthunter 0
+1
iamchuck 0
*to what men say.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hahaha. It's true, women always think guys are saying one thing but meaning another...But 95% of the time, they're saying just what they mean. :P
hbcbmx 5
shay carl ftw
YupThatsLiv 0
doodle jump is amazing.. so this isn't a FML this is a boyfriend of a person who has amazing taste in games... besides angry birds... that's not so fun
iTzAeroz 0
YDI for for not being able to deuce him