Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
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Comments (165)
darkmis1 18
The first sign a child is going to become a murderer is cruelty to animals at a young age. You might want to take your son to therapy, OP.
riku3220 2
That's bull. I used to blow up grasshoppers with fireworks with my friends when we were kids and we're just fine. My brother broke the jaws of small frogs and stuffed fireworks down their throats and he's fine as well.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
You forgot "For a given value of fine" at the end of that...
ediciusNJ 0
Sounds like you need a new son too, perhaps one that's not a blithering idiot.
kmgentil 0
Aww man that must suck but, does your foot hurt??
TrinityisLife 22
Check you local pet supply stores for cat urine neutralizer. There's no need to get rid of the dryer when you can neutralizer the ammonia in the urine.
boatkicker 5
This.
CYNNER 0
Do you like your pussy hot and fluffy or hung out to dry?
jessicams 0
how in the world do you not tell a kid how not to treat a cat? when I was a kid my dad got me a cat but before we went to pick one out at the shelter he sat me down and had a LONG talk about stuff like not pulling it's tail or holding it too much or keeping it from getting too it's litter box etc YDI for a) not teaching your kid how to handle a cat and b) not paying attention to your kid.
logieebearr 0
WTF is your sons problem?why would you put a animal in the dryer??pooor cat:(
sciencexgeek 0
Omg Thank god he didn't turn the dryer on! O_O
Soulathyia 0
Omg I would have stuck him in the dryer and locked it! Or made him lick the cat pee off! What a total brat!
Yulia_fml 0
You just wrote that to get attention. You'd never actually do that...
Harry_Poochi 0
Welcome to the internet.
050294 0
Discipline your son so he won't do it again. Poor cat.