Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML
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Lisa Wonder 5
add a cup of vinegar to ur laundry for cat smell.. I have 3 cats 😒... i understand 😂
RichardPencil 32
The cat was more skeptical than you about the "waterproof" claim your jacket made. It's using science to test the claim! I'll bet the cat will be pissed off if he's wrong.
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Lisa Wonder 5
add a cup of vinegar to ur laundry for cat smell.. I have 3 cats 😒... i understand 😂
RichardPencil 32
The cat was more skeptical than you about the "waterproof" claim your jacket made. It's using science to test the claim! I'll bet the cat will be pissed off if he's wrong.
Kurliez408 32
if you woke up and stepped on laundry, that means it was on the floor. why leave laundry on the floor? laundry basket/chair/back in closet. any of those would have prevented this so partial ydi.
genuinegoodguy 9
Cats stink anyway.
Cheryl Brown 4
Yep. And don’t leave plastic bags out either. Cats love peeing on them too.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for leaving clothes on the floor, especially with an animal in the house.