Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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Top comments
ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
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Comments (165)
perdix 31
Why wouldn't you want to smell like cat urine? You'd get all the pussy you could handle!
cozcat 0
Thank god the cat's okay. Yes, that's all I care about.
tisiphone_fml 0
Mean lil kid. :(
ladygagafrk 0
Darn.
PentiumBawls8 0
"hmm, I don't like this kind of breed. I want a Persian kitty!!! Yeah, i'll stick it in the dryer!"
kernbre 0
atleast dryers aren't expensive... obj wait they are fyl (f your life)
darkmis1 18
So? At least the cat's ok. You can replace the dryer, but not the cat.
Packersfan4life 0
Are you retarded? A cat can be replaced. WTF do you think people do when their cats die?
GaylyStraight 10
pets are family
kernbre 0
who gives s flying f about the feline. obviously it's a little shit if it got thrown in the dryer.
stephyhull 4
well you're clearly a ********. :)
some_girl9 8
At least the cat is alright! As for your son, teach that little shit right from wrong, for God's sake!
MagicalTurtle 0
wake up the house is on fire and the cat's caught in the dryer!
bradzillaman 0
awesome song...