Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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silvermoon5033 26
Oh no! Poor kitty :( So sorry OP
Wadlaen 24
So, did your mom kill it, and was it an attempt to send you a message of some sort..? I'm a bit confused, since I don't know the story behind this...😕 But, my deepest condolences, OP!
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silvermoon5033 26
Oh no! Poor kitty :( So sorry OP
Wadlaen 24
So, did your mom kill it, and was it an attempt to send you a message of some sort..? I'm a bit confused, since I don't know the story behind this...😕 But, my deepest condolences, OP!
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet Fluffy is extra fluffy now. Did your taxidermist recommend tumble drying?
avatar2018 4
This was funny when I saw that comedy show too
evilplatypus 39
This isn’t an uncommon occurrence. Cats LOVE to sleep in dryers. When I worked at a shelter, we had two close calls and one...well...passed close.
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Who the heck is laughing about this??? That’s terrible, OP. I’m sorry 😔
PryderPlayer017 5
RIP cat...
EmDizzle2007 28
"tiddles" lol!!!
Morgan Kwn 19
I’m deeply sorry for you OP this must have been horrible for you....
Pix3lJunk 12
Wow, 😔 I'm sorry for your loss .
Abby Lela Samz 8
I feel your pain. My niece put my cat in the dryer and instead of feeling bad for it she told me "if you dont help me I wont stop talking about your cat dying" she was 8.