JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
SonOfACatKiller
Juno, United States
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
decko44 7
Good idea, but it's a little bit illegal
Jakesterk96 8
Woah #1, it was a cat, no need to put grandma in a dryer.
emba_fml 13
Well I never said to turn it on.
So2011 4
Unless no authorities find out then it's perfectly fine. If OP goes and tells, then she/he would be blamed.
KeyboardWarrior 10
18 double negative?
n_epic_fail 14
...How else is she suppose to dry the cat after giving him a quick run threw the washing machine?
Andr913 13
No, the washing machine. Toss in some fabric softener too.
AdamBasebal69 0
Shhh don't let the cat out of the bag.
smartassking 0
My grandma is ready to sell me for her cat :/
texashater75 16
You should handcuff your grandma to a treadmill and turn it on as fast as it will go. This way she can get an idea of what the cat went through.
smartassking 0
Seriously people on here are evil Even if my grandma Did anything like this I'll give her an apology
emba_fml 13
94, you're great with words aren't you lol.
mightymart 5
#1 the 80s called they want their haircut back
WOGBRO 6
The grandma is probably just loopy. Anyway don't put her in the drier take her to therapist lessons because hurting animals is the first sign of being crazy which leads to being a serial killer (ect)
emba_fml 13
103, thanks for letting me know
shannonreneee 11
111, sounds like she is maybe developing dementia, beyond help in regards to therapy. She should put be put in a home.
at_1sexymofo 3
Good job grandma, cats suck
bizarre_ftw 22
103, the zombie hunters called, they want that joke back, apparently it won't die.
blackheart24 10
This happened to my friend once. Her cat got in the dryer when she wasn't looking and it was in there when she dried her stuff... The cat didn't make it.
bvq25 8
lol. i had a cat once that liked to go sit in the dryer. it was never on,we'd just leave the dryer door open and he'd climb in lol.
dan135 5
The way i read this was u would apologize to your grandma for her putting your cat in the dryer. What the ****?
California_Panda 0
Maybe it'll shrink her?
xTheSceneQueenxx 0
103 - she's beautiful, stfu.
nco1414 7
Maybe it would get rid of some of her wrinkles
jcg3456 16
#4 So is animal abuse
zeon492 13
Wow thats weird -_-
Jakesterk96 8
Don't cats like to sleep in hampers sometimes? Or is your grandma running out of her medication?
crimsonprodigy 15
I bet he was one dizzy cat.
TJD28 3
my sister actually did that by accident... lol funny moment in my life
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah 58 real funny when the cat dies.
nofearjenshere 12
Grandma didn't want OP's pussy to be wet.
TJD28 3
no my cats fine lol obviously it wouldnt be funny if he got hurt
DBZEXPERT1 0
Kill that bitch
MerrikBarbarian 9
If you think that is funny I suggest some therapy... Hurting animals is not funny ever. :/
abeye111 8
im sorry about your cat... :/
upyourzlolz 11
Must be a Deadbeat Holiday. Yes. That is a Green Day reference.
BeefyQueef 5
What's :( with all the faces :) at the end of comments :o :I :S :D
cadillacgal79 32
143-this is your comment to me:"What's :sad: with all the faces :happy:at the end of comments :gasp: :straight face: :awkward: :extremely happy:
reenkaur 7
aww! poor cat
silentbutfunny 0
Poor dead cat..
MagicallyFat 12
Maybe she didn't turn it on? That's really ****** up if the cat did get hurt. I'd never want my cat to get hurt
uhmkeil 6
No one said it was dead.
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Maybe her grandma is a dog disguised as an old lady...
MoonPhase123 4
Or the Big Bad Wolf. >:c
maddisonNicole 3
I thought it was only lonely old ladies...
JohnnyxViet 0
your cat was being selfish and won't share some hard candy
Sway_NV 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I put an opossum in a dryer once for a couple seconds to teach it a lesson.
greenbean_12345 7
Was it being a bad opossum? ....what were you even doing with a opossum? o_0
kitkatknicknack 12
Wow ur an idiot
CeruleanThree 8
Watch out, we've got a bad ass over here.
silentbutfunny 0
Killing/torturing/hurting small animals is the first stage.. Sick ****..
MCTime 12
It would be a opossum, not an opossum. It's an exception to the rule due to pronunciation. Nice try though!
CmarieMC23 3
There's always a grammar nazi in the bunch. -_-
The_Troller 14
Teach it a lesson for what? Being an opossum?
Elizabeth198 1
Takes one to know one ;) jk!
DocBastard 40
MCTime - no, it isn't an exception to anything. If you call the animal a possum, then you'd be correct. If spelled out "opossum" as this idiot commenter did, you're dead wrong. Nice try, though.
charlieohcharlie 12
#68 I believe you are mistaken - since the "o" in "opossum" is not a silent one; it's pronounced [uh]-possum or [oh]-possum. So "an" was the correct indefinite article.
KiddNYC1O 22
Remember the dnepropetrovsk maniacs? Sick *****.
Unlucky_Gun 0
It's a joke
KiddNYC1O 22
Why would someone randomly say opossum out of all animals if it were indeed a joke? Maybe it's just me.
alissaa16 0
Lawl. :3
Honda288 2
.....the ****!?
drawmesunshine 17
117, what in the actual **** did I just read? I can't even... What happened to them to make them do that? Why would.. ****... I'm all depressed.. I need to go meditate and color with crayons...
writergirl23 19
Lol they're called possums where I come from and while I wouldn't put one in a dryer even if I could catch one, they are still pests who eat our native birds.
sndvex 0
okay, why did you have an opposum?
esines 9
It would be "an", not "a", but good try.
smoshiee 8
lol
Havin 19
Poor thing! I'd be so pissed off if anyone did that to my kitten! Your gran must not be all there for her to do that eh? Or maybe she hates you, or the cat, or you... Oh wait
greens_fml 5
Canadian?
SuperKnuckels 6
Yeah eh? go Canada!!
Havin 19
Nah I'm Australian mate!
kitkatknicknack 12
Make sure you stop your grandma before she sets it to tumble dry...
bebo256 0
Haha good thought haha email me
valdezadair 0
Make sure you brush your teeth before you go to sleep. ^-^
LilyZombie 8
her pic could've been tinted weird. I hope so. such a pretty face! itd be a damn shame to downgrade it with poor oral hygeine D:
kitkatknicknack 12
104 I laugh at your stupidity. Obviously you don't recognize poor lighting when you see it. And at least I am not afraid to show what I look like ^-^ I probably have whiter teeth then you. You don't got it babe
livvyluvlaf 8
I like how you changed your picture (:
feldco1 17
next you'll find the dog in the dryer.
gleakforever 0
No she'll find the dog in the washer tahaha