Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
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Comments (165)
yourefreakindumb 0
Control your damn kid, damn. Obviously the little freak gets no discipline at all or he would have known better.
misskity6 0
this is a sign. teach your kid to sing or play football. that way people will still like him when he kills someone.
misskity6 0
the only reason he didn't turn the dryer on: he couldn't reach. I am so SICK of people defending the shitty actions of their incompetent children.
Egiev 0
this reminds me of a Greenday song, lol
vivalagloria_fml 0
Haha.
DutchCourage 0
But before you replace your dryer: put your kid in it for the night. That'll teach him.
paramorefan125 0
@#17 ahahahaha niiiiiice lol
Cristaderzi 0
Yor child needs help seriously!! Its almist always a sign that the kid has some DEEP super deep issues that need to ne addressed!!
RustyGuns 0
Kids are dumb
rockaholic89 0
@86 Spanking leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the DARKSIDE! Seriously though, I was spanked as a kid, and I'm not traumatized. A little swat on the bum isn't as bad as you make it seem. Not so much an fml as a fmcl. Ha.
alexFYL 11
Spanking leads to fear, and then it leads to lying and hiding all your wrong-doings and becoming the best little liar in the family... >_>