Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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iwadasn 33
Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?
24788 7
Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.
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Comments (51)
waterynuggets 0
FYL. We have a mouse, but haven't seen it in a while - crap! How did you not smell that after all this time..?
tyhillman 0
Maybe roasted vermin just smelled nice for a while until he started to sweat lol
emziee 0
haha
iamthestig 0
YDI for not sweating heavily
iwadasn 33
Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?
Fenali 0
Because they have better things to do than go on fmylife every day. You, apparently, don't.
nando92 0
owned x10
Wealthyparrot 9
They don't notice because they're too dumb to find answers, and assume their first guess is correct. Seriously, "it's not because I sweat heavily"? Your cloths wouldn't have acquired a NEW smell from sweat you've produced ALL YOUR LIFE.
jimmyjimjobobo 0
FYL :(. ____________________ watch my fml on youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com and watch double frontflip fail
ifinishlast 0
how did you not notice the rat after the 1st 1 or 2 washes.
jimmy34_fml 0
Cuz its a dryer...
DrunkenValor 0
Maybe he thought it was that raggy ole' towel he takes to palmsdale with him. You need to clean that thing a couple dozen times to wash away the despair.
DrunkenValor 0
I have made the mistake many many times.
24788 7
Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.
Soup_fml 0
When my parents recently replaced their old oven that had been there forever, there was a dead mouse caught in the wiring in the back of it. The last time we had mice in that house was like 15 years ago, when I was a little kid. The thing was pretty much mummified.
ifinishlast 0
lmao 24788
fretforyerlatte 0
wait so it was just sitting in the dryer? with the clothes? don't you take them out and put them away at some point?
Playdate 0
If you can mistake your body odour for dead rat smell, I suggest a trip to the doctor . . .