Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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ashleynonymous 0
At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.
isitofficial_ 0
LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD
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Comments (165)
allmidnighteyes 11
Who the **** puts a cat in the dryer? Was he inebriated? Maybe high as ****?
containsnosoy 0
Ah, yes, because most little kids are high as F*ck. ...and if he's not a little kid, let's hope he is high as F*ck, instead of someday becoming a serial killer/the weirdest practical joke player ever.. o_0
MissNicky_fml 0
hes a little kid!
containsnosoy 0
I'd take having to get a new dryer because of cat urine over having to get a new dryer because your cat died during a dryer cycle any day. At least you cat's still alive, and you get to talk to your son about what to not do with the cat before he accidentally puts it in the microwave/stove/washing machine/dryer/whatever. Now if you had just bought the dryer, that'd be even worse. xD
faithful_mandy 0
I would think cleaning it out with some good ole clorox and running it a few times with some old towels and fabric sheets would do the trick (start with low or no heat then work up to heat/high heat) - be worth a shot before spending money you aint got on a new dryer... that is unless you are just looking for a reason to ask the spouse for a new dryer :D
emilybock 0
to 24: he said it was is son obviously meaning a little kid
Janah_the_ENP 0
You know you can specifically reply to #24 right? So maybe they'd actually see your comment? And OP, you really need to teach your kid a lesson
CyclonePsycho 1
A man could be eighty-six and still be someone's son. There's no age limit to be considered offspring.
girlygirl666 0
Really?? Well, shit I'm somebody's daughter, and I'm no little kid. Stupid comment.
schalk 12
Funny how nobody knew what pedantic meant before that one episode of Family Guy
ScaryyMary 14
Sounds like a pissy little pussy. >:D
zmaro 0
That son needs to spend a month grounded and get 20 simultaneous spankings for what he did. He needs to be put in some kind of special ed program that dumbfuck...
boatkicker 5
They probably meant consecutive, not simultaneous. Or else 20 rather small things at once?
uxoriouswidow 0
Or you could just whip out the old cat o' 20 tails. Seems particularly fitting for this situation.
Packersfan4life 0
Wow that doesn't make him a dumbfuck. It just makes him a kid who doesn't know what is right or wrong yet. You are the ******* retard if you can't even comprehend it.
RainbowPoof 2
Just be glad your cat's okay. ^._.^ If your kid is little, just make sure you tell him that it's seriously a bad thing to do; if he's not so little.... Eh, you might want to find some help for him. :O
xduckyyy 0
just throw the dryer in the washing machine that should work.
null_fml 11
LMAO!
girlygirl666 0
LOL!!!
SumKid_fml 0
More like **** Its Life. Poor cat.
hulasurfer 0
bleach might work?
xduckyyy 0
sure, if you want a blonde cat I guess
girlygirl666 0
You're pretty funny, ducky. I lol'd again.