Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...
GRRSOM 7
I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.
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Comments (318)
Takuya272727 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Poor cat! What did it ever do to you?! *comforts cat*
GRRSOM 7
I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.
stephanieeDawnx 0
^ agree
boarder540 12
Friends don't let other friends get cats...
TheRealBruce 12
It gave me allergies and I almost died
Buttsexpirate 9
Calm down Pena: Pussy princess. I'm sure it was just an accident. Cat walked into an open dryer and got caught on the ride of a lifetime
ThatGenericGuy 6
*cough* PETA *cough*
jonn090 13
herb solves everything
gregorrok1 0
My grandma did that except she didn't realize it until it was too late and the cat was dead...
c0c0_fml 16
That's disgusting.
beckybecks20 8
At least you didn't start it, OP?
chelseaaababyyy 17
159 - aw.. i hate reading/hearing stuff like that
TheClumsiest 0
Smooth.
Jem777 6
Your face is disgusting
dennisjam5 0
cats suck
kittykat1501 31
159 thanks for killing my day. Hope you're happy
Tyger44 1
Ahh shit happens,give her/him a treat it'll be all good :)
thaCODgod 4
Crazy shit
MagicallyFat 12
Oh my god. I'd prob cry if I did that my cat. Just give her/ him alot of treats. Spoil him or her for a little bit
shay1813 0
Chances are she will forgot about it in a few hours. Just give her lots of love and attention :D
hailphire130 0
Take consolation knowing that cats hate everything no matter what. Except warm blankets. And chicken...
yankfan89 27
Some Catnip will make the cat feel better
brown4lifejot 1
You can also eat one yourself like our previous FML posters.
maggeei 16
I don't think cats are that forgiving
youtubetre_fml 14
Poor cat ... :)
ColdplaySucks 18
*Whump Whump Whump* MMEEEEOOOWWW!!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Haha, I could only imagine op's reaction after they realized the cat was in there
kristena103 14
Ur hot ;)
taazer 12
Yeah talk about panic.. :)
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Actualy really sad. I know people that have killed their cat like that. The cat crawls into the laundry, you dont notice until you find it dead in the dryer. Horrible way to go.
iDaniel525 8
My profile picture was probably your cats face after letting it out.
iDaniel525 8
Meow.
thisisafunnyname 12
It's probably more like mine
docscientist 10
I'm sure their relationship is more like mine now.
iFizzgig 11
No no, it's like my picture.
crazytiger345 0
Really, how wet was she?
kate1238 9
Dryer not washer haha
mrosew442 10
hmmm... it probably wouldn't be like mine
dickydickman 0
Mine shows how good I am to mine :)
mrosew442 10
174- your face kinda looks like your taking a crap...
SugarCrazy 14
She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...
CHizzy963369 3
Thats horrible but funny.
docscientist 10
You were downvoted by the cat lady.
tsim_fml 0
its okay
techfreak243 3
I agree I cant stop laughing
rcloca 10
Poor wittle kitty. :(
Sugarsoda 6
This has nothing to do with anything, but your profile picture is super adorable. :D
rcloca 10
Thanks! It's really my puppy. :)
kadude13 1
this fml is about cats why are you disscusing dogs!? that's a very offensive thing to do.
valleyshooter 8
not stalking you I'm stalking your adorable puppy.
chelseaaababyyy 17
aw they both are adorable ! and is that a chocolate lab, 57 ? ive always wanted one, their blue eyes are so cute(:
cheesecakex 5
Sleep with one eye open tonight.
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha! Funniest shit, 'cause I always imagine it.
bossroyd 4
I bet the cat is gonna boycott the kitty litter box
emmanizzer 6
Oh no! That reminds me of the Roommate! Stupid Leighton Meester put the cat in the dryer.! :(
Random_ChickXD 0
I know right! I couldn't even watch that part!:(
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
...sc-sccc-scaariesst movie eveeer...
crazychick1269 7
worst part when she ripped out the earring in the shower..... I was like AHHHH!!!!!
xweon 8
Omg my friend and I still swear we will be roomier and adopt a cat named cuddles in order to rise against our fear of the too ate movie XD
FYLDeep 26
Your cat deserved it. It shouldn't have been hiding in the laundry in the first place. And I'm surprised it didn't make a fuss at all when you started moving the clothes around before you got it in dryer.
effedml 5
Agreed. The cat was a jerk for trying to ruin the freshly laundered clothes. Jerk cat.
FYLDeep 26
You don't cut people slack when they do incredibility stupid things. I view animals the same. I'm not about to grant them immunity. They both deserve Darwin Awards. Go ahead and thumb these two comments down. I really don't give a shit. Stupid is as stupid does.
docscientist 10
I don't think cats gets the concept of a dryer. If the cat keeps hiding in the dryer, then yeah, it's a pretty stupid cat, but for a first offense it has nothing else to learn from.
FYLDeep 26
I'm not saying that the cat deserves to die a horrible agonizing death. I'm just saying that it probably deserved getting locked in the dryer for a couple seconds. In my understanding that's all that happened to it.
VeganVampyre 27
I agree. If nothing else, the cat should have moved or meowed as soon as wet clothes started piling up on it. On the other hand, it had to be OP's fault that the cat was even in the dryer in the first place. Always close the door when you're not using it. And OP also should have quickly checked to make sure it was empty before dumping her stuff in, just to be safe. So my final vote is 2 counts of stupidity on OP's part, and one on the cat's part. They both deserve it.
thiscrazything 1
66 the most perrfect profile pic for this FML
IronMaiden45 0
how can a cat deserve it when they didn't know? they like to lay ANYWHERE my cat sleeps in the sock basket. good thing your cat is ok op it would have been sad to find a dead cat in the dryer.
koolkat27 13
290- I agree. animals don't know any better and they aren't as smart as humans. if you think the cat deserved it then your a little ****** up in the head.