Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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jedielf 23
Please inform him that's legally considered to be rape, if you haven't already! Surely most jurisdictions would have it down as so, anyway.
PantyGAMES 10
Wow, it wouldn't let me add my comment no matter how many times I submitted. I, out of frustration, put a bunch of dots and hit submit. OF COURSE it submits that one. I accept all thumbs down with full knowledge of the consequence of my actions.
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Comments (130)
geod69 8
We all try it admit it
DocBastard 40
No we don't, and no I will not. Some of us have these things called "morals" and something called "respect". Interesting concepts, those. Look them up.
sandra1017 0
Your boyfriend is a pimp
lovelyxpinay 2
I know my BF would do something like this cause he's a big Dork! I wouldn't mind it at all cause I'm used to him messing around and joking around with me a lot and I would actually just laugh at him for doing something stupid like this.
Tuffay 14
Was this while you we're still tied up, or had the night of Bondage expired?
devore504 7
That's creepy and I would have called the cops when he said he hoped I wouldnt wake up
jfotogs 0
Wow everyone on here just loves making rash decisions - I'm pretty sure if she felt she was violated in any way, she wouldn't be posting an FML about it... Do people actually think that someone would post an FML seeking advice on whether or not they were raped?
jellybeanfish99 10
That’s not ok without your consent. But personally I have enjoyed these types of scenarios.