Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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jedielf 23
Please inform him that's legally considered to be rape, if you haven't already! Surely most jurisdictions would have it down as so, anyway.
PantyGAMES 10
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Comments (130)
kittycat2007 18
I am apparently one of those rare females who are 100% okay with this situation.
wlddog 14
Thank you for that.
wolfhausen 7
31 I'm with you. Then I realized were both from Austin.. Maybe Austin girls really are weird.
jerrywayne 5
I don't see what the big deal is.. My girlfriend lives it when i wake her up with sex.. It really gets her going and she wakes up in the best mood ever! Men you need to treat your lady like a princess and **** her like a *****! Women don't wanna admit it but most of them want it that way! Mine told me straight up!
perdix 31
#51, it's nice to know that you two are living up to the city's slogan, "Keep Austin Weird." I just got the T-shirt at Tyler's on Guadalupe. I'm happy it expresses a true credo.
DocBastard 40
Jerrywayne - My wife likes it when I wake her up for some middle-of-the-night hanky panky, but that's NOT what OP's boyfriend was trying to do. Re-read it - he was trying to do it lightly enough so that she didn't wake up.
ironhead_fml 20
Thank you!!!!
Enslaved 38
I agree that it could be viewed that way. However, he still wanted her to "dream" that he was doing it, so it's not like he didn't want the experience to be a good one. (Which rape is not.) If the OP felt he was taking advantage of her sleep stage, then a serious talk about boundaries is in order. I just think this FML is about how her BF wouldn't think she'd wake up and have a great dream vs her feeling like he was raping her.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I highly doubt the boyfriend cared about whether or not it's a great dream because honestly without her awake to guide him what is the likelyhood she'd actually get full on enjoyment from it and not him finishing and leaving her now worked up body with pent up sexual frustration (as a dream might). I personally would have been ok with the situation had the OP's boyfriend been trying to wake her up with sex in a fun kinky fashion. He wasn't though. He was hoping she'd sleep through it and that any bits she might remember he'd be able to pish posh it away as having been a dream. How is that really any different then having sex with anyone who's passed out or on something? Plus what if this was a test run for him. Imagine if he could have had sex with her without he waking up he'd never have to worry about any of those pesky times when she does say no. "Oh she said no? Well I'll just wait tell she's asleep and then she'll just think she was having a wet dream." There is no way what he did is not at least a little bit sketchy. Again If he had been aiming to wake her up, I'd be more or less ok with this situation. Since he wasn't, I say that is sketchy. I am not saying necessarily to dump him, but just maybe be a bit more careful with him.
perdix 31
Yet, if it was the girl trying to initiate sex with the sleeping guy, that would be hot! Double standards can be funny that way.
lilhellian 27
thats only true if she is hot
perdix 31
If they are in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, and they are sleeping together in both senses of the word, it is evident that he finds her hot enough. I'd love to be woken up, or not woken up that way.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your boyfriend is a creep. I second suggestion #28.
kh1721 2
That would be rape. Have the self worth to walk away
ShannonBitt 29
I guess I'm with #31. As long as you've had sex with him before, I don't see much of a problem. I once woke up to my boyfriend's fingers in my ******.
balognasammich 2
*shrugs* Happens to me all the time. Soft kisses don't usually wake me up, and if they do, I usually slap. hah. But I've woken up several times mid-sex.. just go along with it, homie. If you're gonna snuggle with him at night, and you say "I love you" and you trust him not to hurt you- why are you B*tching about it?
Enslaved 38
I'm sure that for a few minutes, the OP was in dream stage. Depending on how you view it, wake up sex can be amazing! Only down side is deal with morning dragon breath. Just don't breathe in my face and I won't mind being woken up that way!(:
perdix 31
His and Her Ball Gags, FTW.
Enslaved 38
No silly! I was thinking different Kama sutra positions, not-- ball gags. You really should wear that "Keep Austin Weird" T-shirt more often. :P
sean54 1
Those who say it's "rape" or she should "walk away" must have had no relationships.. Or very boring ones. I've never met a woman who didn't like being woken up by sex (oral, manual, penetration); I for one love it when the woman I'm with wakes me up through a ********/by riding me. I don't see how it can be considered rape.
chellyX92 8
Because no consent was given. That's good you had woman that liked that. But not everyone is into that. I for one, would not. I think it's somewhat disrespectful. That's just me though.
Cinn_fml 23
Technically she was asleep when it started and therefore couldn't give consent. Yes some people are into being woken up to various different sexual things, but that's something you talk about with your partner before you actually do it. That way you know what the other is comfortable with and you don't do something that they wouldn't like when you think that they might.
JuliannVo 11
That's scary.. It does sound like rape..
chellyX92 8
That's because sex with no given consent is kinda rape.
bethanybunny_fml 4
This is.. odd. Wouldn't putting it in a sleeping body, be generally the same as a dead body? *shudders* x_x Haha just tell him not to do that again, I guess..
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Sleeping body = usually warm. Dead - creepily cold and cooling off still. A bit different.