Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my cat refuses to drink from any source of water that isn't the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon127
Taunton, United States
Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
catwoman
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Spray it
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Turkey
Master manipulator
Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
Kas
Smelly cat, smelly cat…
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Damn cats
The master of the house
Today, I had to use the bathroom when I woke up this morning. My cat was sitting in front of the toilet and absolutely refused to move. I seriously tried every humane way of getting her to move, but she didn't budge. I had to sit really awkwardly on the toilet to do my business. When I stood up, she moved. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
Crazy Product Idea #251: Cat water bowl that is shaped like a toilet. Cats like to drink from water that's moving. There's bowls that cycle the water, maybe try that?
Peacelove0404 26
You'll just have to(i)let the cat drink
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Peacelove0404 26
You'll just have to(i)let the cat drink
PurpleMyth 28
You should feel bad about what you just said.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I mean, unless your toilet is super nasty or you never flush, toilet water is actually pretty clean. Your tap water and toilet water come from the same place.
anyagrande 31
The problems id say is that you use bleach and things to keep the toilet clean and they wouldn't be the best for the cat to drink!!
ScratchCatPower 32
Crazy Product Idea #251: Cat water bowl that is shaped like a toilet. Cats like to drink from water that's moving. There's bowls that cycle the water, maybe try that?
Hoboishguy 5
My aunt actually has one of those XD
feven 32
I have the same problem. Meaning I can't drink water unless it's from the toilet.
thatweirdasian 22
Lol....
DLBL 23
Many dogs, too. Why not! It's cold, and from a nice porcelain bowl.
niallo 23
If it gets thirsty enough it will drink. You just have to outlast the guilt trip.
manuwish 9
haha if your cat could open up the faucet she probably would..cats like flowing water, maybe if you get yourself a cat-fountain, she will stop drinking from the toilet
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Cats are dicks sometimes
ConfusedCat 11
Like you?
CamBamShamDaMan 26
U mean like u? Bc thats wat it seems like..... Ass
Poops0925 2
You may want to take him to the vet. He could have a kidney issue (cats with kidney issues like the coldness of the toilet water).
thatweirdasian 22
Maybe you can get a kids potty training chair and use that as your cat's drink bowl? Let your cat watch your swirl it so your cat can see movement and *hopefully* will drink out of that instead. Good luck!
burgermike92 17
OP I'm afraid your cat is secretly a dog in disguise.
shitstorm28 11
so lock it out of the bathroom until it gets thirsty enough to drink from its perfectly good water bowl.