Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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jedielf 23
Please inform him that's legally considered to be rape, if you haven't already! Surely most jurisdictions would have it down as so, anyway.
PantyGAMES 10
Wow, it wouldn't let me add my comment no matter how many times I submitted. I, out of frustration, put a bunch of dots and hit submit. OF COURSE it submits that one. I accept all thumbs down with full knowledge of the consequence of my actions.
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onorexveritas 24
Rape!
nyxiny 22
Guys, the problem isn't that he initiated sex with her while she was asleep. Sure, a lot of women do enjoy being woken up by sex. The problem is that he *wanted* her to stay asleep, and not wake up.
Freefallingdown 1
Wow, that's rape, plain and simple. You can't consent while you're asleep. Dump him, OP, clearly he doesn't care whether you consent or not.
onorexveritas 24
alright person who rated my comment down - I don't mean rape as in rape, jesus christ no. first of all he had no intention of hurting you as it seems. however, I could imagine this would be a bit awkward for you if you've never thought of a situation like this or never been in it. I however, and apparently many others here, find it exciting. i admit that he probably shouldn't have just put it in you, but with some foreplay to wake you up then go ahead, that'd probably have been a "My life is awesome" moment.
chellyX92 8
Rape as in rape? What? Rape is sex with no given consent. And what the OP's boyfriend was doing or attempting to do is rape. Obviously she isn't fine with it. It's on FML. And that whole "no intentions of hurting you" has nothing to do with the situation. He had no decency to even ask if it would be ok to do it. I rather be woken up an asked for a quickie then have my right of choosing if I wanted to at all being taken away.
onorexveritas 24
alright 83 has a point there
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Next time, you try to peg him while he's sleeping. Tell him you were trying not to disturb him by doing it "lightly."
Ray_of_midnight 23
DTMFA already, he's a rapist. Sex with the nonconsenting is called "rape".
mintymandy 11
Two thoughts: Ted Bundy used to have his girlfriend pretend to be asleep or dead when they had sex, because he liked it better that way... My ex used to try this all the time..he "knew that girls didn't have orgasms as often, and since he would be in pain if he didn't get off", he saw no harm.
Zehla 7
It's okay for a woman to wake up her man with a handjob or even by slipping his morning wood into a happy place...but if a guy tries to do the same to his girl it's rape? LOL feminists. This is totally one of the hottest ways I've ever been woken up by my man. It isn't rape. If he did that again and I said no, he would stop.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
1) Yes it's ok, if he told you it was. If you've never spoken about it before then nope it's still rape. There has to be consent given in some way shape or form. 2) If it's never been discussed there could be issues because while you personally may enjoy being woken up by having some guy shove his dick into you. Many women would not yet be physically prepared for that when just waking up so for them it may feel like being stuffed with sand paper and torn open. 3) As many people have pointed out He WASN'T TRYING to wake her up. He was trying to finish it all off while she was still asleep and hoped she would think it was a dream. Would you really and truly be comfortable finding that your partner had sex with you while you were sleeping and didn't want you to know? Which is what the OP's boyfriend seemed to be hoping for. I said it a few posts up and I say it again, that seems sketchy.
ngwPHENOX 4
My girlfriends try's stuff like that to me while I'm asleep, it's great to wake up to, did anyone ever think maybe she's into stuff like that, just because y'all aren't into it don't mean you gotta claim rape
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes, because people usually post an FML about something that happened to them that they were happy about.