Today, I have severe sun poisoning, a migraine, have been getting dehydrated no matter how much water I drink, and am on my period with horrible cramps. Yay summer! FML
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Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
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Today, I always say my body is my worst enemy because not only do I have irregular periods with heavy flow and bad cramps, I also get it when I currently have a fever, the highest temperature being 102.8 (checked under arms). FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, as usual, my period cramps got go bad that I can't eat or drink without taking a pain killer, and end up puking and passing out if I take a pain killer before I eat. Here's to 30 smooth years yet to come. FML
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Charlie Given 28
you might want to go to the hospital to get the dehydration issue checked to make sure it isn't your kidneys or liver functions
RichardPencil 32
And we're only five days in...88 to go! You've still got plenty of time to get diverticulitis, scabies and the vapours. You can do it!
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RichardPencil 32
And we're only five days in...88 to go! You've still got plenty of time to get diverticulitis, scabies and the vapours. You can do it!
Charlie Given 28
you might want to go to the hospital to get the dehydration issue checked to make sure it isn't your kidneys or liver functions