Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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karlaabbyx3 0
lol that happened to me once. i woke up and took a shower and when i got dressed to look at the time it was 4:45am. i usually have to be dressed by 6:50. i just went back to sleep.
survivalism 0
I hate when that happens. That's why I own a clock.
Limberger 1
This has happened to me at least 3 times, only it was 1 am - worse
skrabbler2 0
This has happened to me before. It's usually because I used to wake up at the right time without the need of an arlarm clock - so I only look at the clock right before I'm about to leave the house. So, once, I woke up really really early (like 3am) and took a shower and got dressed without realizing it was so early.
captainfailure 0
hmmmm whats left on the list **********
Luckster 0
For those who believe OP deserves it for not checking the clock, not everyone checks the clock the moment they wake up. If OP was using their phone as an alarm and someone called them with the same tone, they probably didn't bother checking the time and assumed it was time to start the day. As for gathering the courage to get up and take a shower, sometimes it's freakin COLD in the morning and you want to just stay under the blankets to stay warm, rather than venturing down that hall to take a warm shower. And many people in school or even with work wake up at the ass-crack of dawn, so it wouldn't be any surprise to the OP that there was very little daylight coming from the window. If you haven't been there, then you don't know what it's like, therefore you have no right to determine if OP really deserved this or not. Not everyone goes to work when there's obvious daylight. Same goes for school.
oneangredwarf 0
OMG i did the EXACT same thing last year! it pissed me off so much! i was supposed to wake up at like 6:30 and ended up waking up a like 2 in the morning for some reason. I seriously feel your pain. -liz
m0nsteramyleader 0
been there done that
batch56 0
courage??? it doesn't take COURAGE to get out of bed.
neverland_fml 0
At least you get a few more hours sleep. :D