Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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xirishangelx321 0
I did the same thing. My dad was like, why were you up at 2 taking a shower?
TheOcean 0
That happens to me all the time, you're not alone. But I usually realize it before I get in the shower.
A7X5989 0
been there done that, it sucks doesnt it... at least u didnt argue with your alarm clock when you did it...
omgxosteph 0
haha that sucks.
hpluba 0
so you woke up early. who cares?
xolotl 0
guys, plenty of people have to get ready for school when it's still dark (gasp!) the same thing happened to be before. only i only got to getting dressed before i realized what time it actually was.
shazady 0
I actually love when this happens
kpaq 0
ahh i did this once. i had to get up around 6 for school so it was normally dark, and i guess i unconsciously got out of bed, but i consciously walked to the bathroom, showered, got dressed, went downstairs and it said 3am. i guess i only looked at the minute hands on the clocks! i was quite confused.
akuma84 0
lol.. i did something like this in high school.. except when i woke up with the alarm clock saying 6:00, it was actually 6:00 PM. my parents were away at the time.
Heidi_fml 0
That really sucks. But I would feel so beyond accomplished if I did this! You should be happy that you got so much done, and hopefully got to take a nap as well. A lot of commenters are being really harsh...It's human nature to make fun of other people and think you'd never do the same thing or make the same mistake, but everyone would have done the same thing under the same circumstances.