Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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maryann_massacre 0
Ugh, i've done that before. I woke up from my nap at 7:45 PM, and started getting ready for school. Took a shower, ate breakfast, got ready for class a class I thought I had in two hours. Yeah; never doing that again.
ammali 0
Oh man, that sucks.. I've done something like that, except I realised it before I got too woken up, and happily went back to sleep. Also, LOTS of people have to get up when it's still dark. I unfortunately have to be at work at 7 am so it's always dark when I leave my house.
azn_m16 0
Ughh I've done that before!!! I was like. ****! I woke up too early! I'm NEVER doing that again, hahah
dAznMutha 0
you need courage to take a shower? dont you mean will power?
Dhamy 0
I agree with number 17! We've all done something similar at least once.
CaptainJellyBean 0
I must admit I have actually done that before, though I must say not quite that early.
suki987 0
Not everyone looks at clocks when they first wake up, and even sometimes they can read the clock wrong. I've done that numerous times; I thought my alarm clock said 6:00 [i wake up at 5] and, since I have dark curtains on my window it wouldnt have shown sunlight or not, so I jumped up and got ready for school-- it actually said 12:30 = I couldn't get back to sleep >_>
insomniacdude 0
Why would you not look at the time when you wake up? That's literally one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. You definitely deserve this.
fail_truck 0
Wow. I didn't know that -not being able to look at a clock when you wake up and thus making an idiot out of yourself- was such an epidemic.
JP101 0
I've done that before! Never that early, though. I usually will take a nap, and i've woken up at 7PM, thinking it was 7AM...got redressed and drove to work only to realize it was the same day lol.