Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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MarkO_fml 0
If you had to "gather the courage" to get up during the easiest time of your life and make it to school, then I hate to break to you the harsh reality of "gathering the courage" to get up and go to work every day for the next 50 years just so your children can enjoy the little luxuries in life like eating and not living in a mud hut on the edge of town. Courage, indeed.
Erin_Soprano 0
Wow, you couldn't have looked out your freakin' window and see that it was dark outside?
Phoenixman13 0
OMG, I use to do this too! I would wake up at like 2 or 3 because I thought my alarm went off, and then I'd hop in the shower only to then realize that I was still really dark outside. Loves it!
AlexMaza 0
Well at least you didn't arrive to school today after doing all that... and being rejected because you have some influenza shit!
harlequeen 0
I cannot believe how many people get up and get dressed without noticing what time it is. I have a clock on my phone/alarm, my computer, my wall, and my bathroom. Even without my contacts in I can still manage to find the time at least ONCE before I am out of the shower already.
racist_bitch 0
Dummy
Jordyn_M_ 0
My brother did that once. Soo funny. No alarm or anything, just woke up and thought it was daytime haha.
JohnFR33M4N 0
10,11 she/he is clearly a fellow bedhead and we dont like leaving our cozy nesting spots for :feel too tired,cant keep eyes open,barely moving, too cold out of the bed, etc etc
peacelovemusic_fml 0
why wouldn't you look at the clock first before you got up..?!
thepowerofone 0
ive done that like 4 times... usually stress is a factor :(