Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Comments (263)
audreynichole 0
Do you live in a cave? I've gotten up early before but usually like an hour early. Still sucks for ya though cause I know I LOVE MY SLEEP!
tentenjen 0
The same thing happened to me last year! Except all I did was take a shower then saw the clock. I usually wake up at 5:30 to get ready for school, so it's just as dark as it is when it's 3am.
Julle_fml 0
Well look at the bright side. You got to lay down and sleep a bit longer :)
penman91 0
oh man this has definitely happened to me before. it sucks.
Derek_fml 0
ive done this before... it sucks
2504321 0
to be fair, i've done this, at 1am. i got the piss taken out of me for ageeees.
sarahashley 0
should've hit the snooze button a couple times
panda_bear511 0
Okay, I think what the OP meant was that they had to convince themselves that it was worth it to get out of bed, no matter how tired they were and go take a shower. Not that they were afraid of the shower
Tamblyn 0
Omg, your life is TOTALLY Screwed up... because you know waking up and getting ready a few hrs early one day totally screws up EVERYTHING. I hate FML's like this, waking up early isn't life ruining. Ugh.
Shadic 0
This FML has some of the worst comments I've ever seen. To everybody accusing the guy of a mental deficiency - Pull your head out of your ass. It's a mistake, shit happens.