Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (263)
colortherainbowx 0
Dumbfuck. Wouldn't you know it was too early when it was ******* dark outside your window?
ryan__h 1
:( that really sucks
ryguy997 0
I thought everybody looked at the clock BEFORE they get up.
ryguy997 0
im a Ryan to!
Clare420 0
FYL I hate waking up
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
ah dang sux that u missed school, hate it when I take too long to get ready
joce445 0
It was 3:22 am not pm.
FrescoLove 10
Fail
Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Jbiebs82 0
Well you'll be early?
dancingqueen5678 1
Smart move.
c0c0_fml 16
I don't know where you live and what time you usually start work but didn't you notice it was still dark outside ? I guess you must've been really tired lol
thatguynamedsky 32
SAME HERE! except my dad "accidently" woke my up at 3am, whats with 3 of all time
dtran09 0
Props for getting up I guess..
schnoid 0
wow, u woke up and didn't bother looking at your clock? wtf is wrong with u?
x3cristinaaaa 0
hahaha def have done this before, don't worry it happens. that just meant you got to sleep in a little later because you didn't have to get ready when you woke up.
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
manoverboard 0
I used to do that soooo much when I was younger. It pissed me off. xD
towell777 0
Wow that sucks for you... I hate waking up so i look to see what time it is. I thought that would be the first thing you would do.FYL just because i feel sorry for you.
premiermois 5
That sucks. But umm... "gathered the courage"? Do you also have a fear of personal hygiene?
drunkinditch 0
no I think the op is referring to being to lazy to get outta bed that takes allot of courage
xNephilim 19
Getting out of bed in the morning is right up there with bungee jumping on the courage list.